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  1. #21
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    Default Re: What to do when the Toilet Paper is Gone

    Quote Originally Posted by God's Country View Post
    I see a lot of corn fields being raided this summer.
    just tell the ones you don't like "Leaves of three are Indian TP". Remember only those you DON'T like.

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    Default Re: What to do when the Toilet Paper is Gone

    Quote Originally Posted by streaker69 View Post
    Is that why if you get caught stealing they cut off your right hand, so you have to eat with your shit hand?
    Joke is on them. I wipe my ass with my right hand.

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    Default Re: What to do when the Toilet Paper is Gone

    Personally I just identified about 10 undershirts I don't wear anymore. They where going into the shop rag pile. But now they are being held for emergency washable (with bleach) reusable TP.

    Long ago I subscribed to the idea that essential non perishable items always have on unopened bulk package on hand. As soon as or just before that bulk pack is needed go buy another. I was already sitting on 36+ rolls when this shit went down.
    "No, it's just a machine. I'm the weapon." - Jack Harper in Oblivion

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    Default Re: What to do when the Toilet Paper is Gone

    Ask Rick Grimes
    It is difficult to free fools from the chains they revere. Voltaire

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    Default Re: What to do when the Toilet Paper is Gone

    AFAIK , there has been no reduction in production. Just hoarding.

    Just like .22 ammo some years.
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    Default Re: What to do when the Toilet Paper is Gone

    Faire le cent-onze!


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    Pensez.....

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    Default Re: What to do when the Toilet Paper is Gone

    Quote Originally Posted by Brick View Post
    Something you might consider if you have a large bathroom and want to do an improvement that'll help stimulate the economy and support local businesses. Have BIDEN installed that way you can take a dump in your toilet as normal, then move over to the BIDEN turn on warm water and wash yourself clean, dry with a towel as you would after a shower. After she does a tinkle in it, your wife will love it also. Spent a very short time living in Khobar Towers (the apartments there were beautiful) every bathroom had a BIDEN.
    I see you misspelled Biden a few times in your post. I think he’d be great for that job being he is a major ass wipe...

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    Default Re: What to do when the Toilet Paper is Gone

    The kid I hired to pick up the crap in the yard, finally realized, I don't have a dog.
    Quote Originally Posted by Aggies Coach View Post
    Cause white people are awesome. Happy now......LOL.

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    Default Re: What to do when the Toilet Paper is Gone

    Do it the ancient Roman way. A wet sponge (natural one) on a stick. Wet it down, use it, then rinse it off. (Please leave it clean for the next person). I saw this being done in that TV series "Rome".
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