England at Severe Terror Alert

[ALS]

"The threat is huge. It dipped slightly and is now rising again within the context of 'severe'. There are large complex plots. We unravelled one, which caused damage to al-Qa'ida and the plots faded slightly.

"However, another great plot is building up again, which we are monitoring.

"We have done a great deal to protect ourselves and to look after our water supplies, our resilience, underground trains, our preparedness and communications.

"We have done all the things that we need to do, but the threat is building - the complex plots are building."

The current threat level in the UK is assessed officially as "severe" - the second highest rating.

Great-terror-plot-building

[jahwarrior72]

what, did steak knives go on sale or something?

[stinkymcdoober]

Either I have lost all ability to comprehend the English language, or that was the most disjointed article I've ever read.

"what's happening"
"a plot, and it's thickening"

[Pector55]

Either I have lost all ability to comprehend the English language, or that was the most disjointed article I've ever read.

"what's happening"
"a plot, and it's thickening"

Ya, I'm with you on that one.

[CarolinaGuy]

This just in...

We now have reports of a new super plot heading for a humdinger of a plot...and it looks like they may be merging.

We now have confirmed reports of the plots merging, and the result is a super triple nasty plot...which is the penultimate highest level of plot badness second only to the horrendously triple skanky plot on the Fujita plot nastiness scale.

Please...if you see a plot forming, do not attempt to confront the plot on your own. Simply duct tape yourself in a room with triple plastic sheeting, as this has been found as the only way to completely neutralize a plot.

[stinkymcdoober]

I hear they make an anti-plot cream

[RocketFoot]

That's right...even the terrorist's know that their plots are safe in a gun free country! Seems like only the liberals haven't learned this yet!

[adymond]

Does anyone else see a serious side to this? It looks like there is some sort of threat to their water supply. I wonder what type of biological weapon they think the terrorists have? How safe is our drinking water?

[stinkymcdoober]

I'm not that worried, i don't drink local water. I buy bottled water from Engl.....oh shit.

[Pector55]

I'm not that worried, i don't drink local water. I buy bottled water from Engl.....oh shit.

Switch to Poland Springs. It must be from Poland so you will be OK.