What religion is your bra

[larrymeyer]

A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy 's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the
counter and said, 'I'd like to buy a bra for my wife.'


'What type of bra?' asked the clerk.


'Type?' inquires the man, 'There's more than one type?'


'Look around,' said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and
material imaginable.


'Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from.'


Relieved, the man asked about the types. The saleslady replied:

'There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types.

Which one would you prefer?' Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between
them. The Saleslady responded, 'It is all really quite simple....

The Catholic type supports the masses;

The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen;

The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright; and

The Baptist type makes mountains out of molehills.'

Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes?
If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you
became informed!
(A} Almost Boobs...
{B} Barely there...
{C} Can't Complain!...
{D} Dang!...
{DD} Double dang!...
{E} Enormous!...
{F} Fake...
{ G} Get a Reduction..
{H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up!...


Send this to all that will appreciate it!


They forgot the German bra.
Holtzemfromfloppen


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[Livestrong83]

After a long day at work, reading this made my day. Great Post

[Lady Beretta]

Larry I beat ya on this one.. it's already in the jokes thread ..neener.

[Gunsnwater]

Welcome to the forum. They tell me I need a bra but if I wore one they'd be laughing at me. Come to think about it they were laughing when they said it.