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February 25th, 2007, 01:30 PM #1
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Why men prefer guns over women
Top 10 Reasons Men Prefer Guns over Women
#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.
#8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
#7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.
#6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
#5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
#4. Guns function normally every day of the month.
#3. A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
#2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....
#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN
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February 25th, 2007, 01:43 PM #2
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Re: Why men prefer guns over women
PPPPST! You might want to put this under the thread Joke in life...
As well as this one I missplaced in the Lounge ages agoSkeet is a sport where you are better to hit half of each bird then completely blast one and miss the other completely.
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February 25th, 2007, 03:09 PM #3
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Re: Why men prefer guns over women
Why post simple facts in a joke thread?
Originally Posted by Frenchy
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February 25th, 2007, 03:41 PM #4
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Re: Why men prefer guns over women
Frenchy,
I did not know or see that you had this one posted, I found this on another web site and thought to it was great to share, but I'll try and find one that is new.
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February 26th, 2007, 12:56 AM #5
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Re: Why men prefer guns over women
Hay girls, how come men are always talking about their big guns but only produce their 22's?
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February 26th, 2007, 12:41 PM #6
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Re: Why men prefer guns over women
That would be a pair of 22's for those thinking on their feet [8^) Originally Posted by vetter3006
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February 26th, 2007, 12:45 PM #7
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Re: Why men prefer guns over women
HAAAAAAA! Nice work, philly; I loved the original post, but this one got me Originally Posted by phillyd2
"Political Correctness is just tyranny with manners"
-Charlton Heston
"[The Constitution preserves] the advantage of being armed which Americans possess over the people of almost every other nation...(where) the governments are afraid to trust the people with arms."
-James Madison, Federalist Papers, No. 46.
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February 27th, 2007, 12:37 AM #8
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Re: Why men prefer guns over women
this analogy makes me uncomfortable because i have a 40 and a 45, but i prefer my 9.
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February 27th, 2007, 11:56 AM #9
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Re: Why men prefer guns over women
Originally Posted by Siobhra
Same reason they keep trying to tell us that ------------------------ is six inches!Guns are like shoes...a woman should have one in every caliber.
I'm armed and menopausal...Excuse me, did you have something to say?
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February 27th, 2007, 12:00 PM #10
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Re: Why men prefer guns over women
Come on now ladies, it isn't our fault that you have no depth perception! Originally Posted by IceFire
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