a home invasion of the strange kind

[jahwarrior72]

this left me speechless. that's not easy to do....

http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/htm...nausage07.html



Man rubbed with spices, other beaten with sausage
A stranger broke into a home east of Fresno, rubbed spices on the body of one of two men as they slept and used an 8-inch sausage to whack the other man in the face and head before he fled, Fresno County sheriff's deputies said Saturday.

By The Fresno BeeFRESNO, Calif. — A stranger broke into a home east of Fresno, rubbed spices on the body of one of two men as they slept and used an 8-inch sausage to whack the other man in the face and head before he fled, Fresno County sheriff's deputies said Saturday.

Lt. Ian Burrimond said a suspect was found in a nearby field and taken into custody. Deputies, he said, had no problem linking a suspect to the crime: "It seems the guy ran out of the house wearing only a T-shirt, boxer shorts and socks, leaving behind his wallet with his ID."

Arrested was a 22-year-old Fresno resident.

The spices and the sausage, Burrimond said, were taken from the victims' kitchen.

He said money that had been taken was recovered, but the sausage was discarded and eaten by a dog. "That's right, the dog ate the weapon," Burrimond said.

Copyright © 2008 The Seattle Times Company

[Warners Surplus]

this left me speechless. that's not easy to do....

the first thing I thought of after reading the article was this had to be a gay love triangle! That will teach the guy not to put his sausage where it doesn't belong!! He covered the cheater in rosemary and beat the other guy with his sausage WHAT A CLASSIC!!!


LMAO

[1861]

California , nuff said

[D-FENS]

That wasn't a sausage...

[Gkgas]

That wasn't a sausage...

That is why they could not find it. Saying the dog ate it.......

[Michele]

Sounds like a true California (San Francisco), sausage fest.

It rubs the lotion on the skin......or else it gets the hose again...

It rubs the spices on the skin......or else it doesn't get the sausage again....


California.......nuff said!

[LowFlyer]

First it was Zombies, now we have to look out for Cannibals!!!