Pennsylvania Firearm Owners Association
Results 1 to 7 of 7
  1. #1
    Join Date
    Mar 2008
    Location
    Hazleton, Pennsylvania
    (Luzerne County)
    Posts
    1,201
    Rep Power
    1427428

    Default Top Ten comments at Summer Olympics

    Here are the top 10 comments made by NBC sports commentators during the Summer Olympics that they would like to take back but, alas . . .

    1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."

    2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."

    3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."

    4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious."

    5. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."

    6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesnıt like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."

    7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isnıt that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew."

    8. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. Itıs like theyıve got eleven Dicks on the field."

    9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what have I just said?"

    10. Another favorite is during the diving competitions two nights ago the commentator said... "Look at that... you arenıt getting anything between those legs."

  2. #2
    Join Date
    Aug 2008
    Location
    Norristown, Pennsylvania
    (Montgomery County)
    Age
    33
    Posts
    278
    Rep Power
    1962

    Default Re: Top Ten comments at Summer Olympics

    Especially my mother and my father ahahaha

  3. #3
    Join Date
    Apr 2007
    Location
    Glade Mill Lake, Cooperstown, Pennsylvania
    (Butler County)
    Posts
    3,832
    Rep Power
    21886

    Default Re: Top Ten comments at Summer Olympics

    Eleven dicks on the field

    classic

  4. #4
    Join Date
    Mar 2007
    Location
    nretsaehtuos, Pennsylvania
    (Delaware County)
    Age
    65
    Posts
    6,945
    Rep Power
    21474860

    Default Re: Top Ten comments at Summer Olympics

    I always say the funniest things are the things that are true, not made up by some comedian. That's why America's Funniest Video's was such a big hit. Don't get me wrong I love comedy of all kinds, but real life is the funniest ....

    Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."
    Bill


    .

  5. #5
    Join Date
    Jan 2008
    Location
    Cesspool, Pennsylvania
    (Philadelphia County)
    Age
    58
    Posts
    0
    Rep Power
    0

    Default Re: Top Ten comments at Summer Olympics

    Just stopped laughing long enough to type this. MY GOD that's some funny shit !!

    Marry you, and ruin it all ? I say let's play in sin. ~Michele
    Do ya like warm oil massages ?~Me
    As long as it's gun oil.~Michele

  6. #6
    Join Date
    Jul 2007
    Location
    Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
    (Allegheny County)
    Posts
    1,378
    Rep Power
    439437

    Default Re: Top Ten comments at Summer Olympics

    Quote Originally Posted by schr8er2000 View Post

    1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."
    My favorite also Bill

  7. #7
    Join Date
    Jun 2007
    Location
    Hawley, Pennsylvania
    (Wayne County)
    Posts
    756
    Rep Power
    215242

    Default Re: Top Ten comments at Summer Olympics

    IDK what those commentators were thinking...my quotes were somewhere along the lines of..."wow those olympic gymnasts are absolutely stunning!"

    Pics speak 1000 words....



    "I Am Become Death" - J. Robert Oppenheimer

Similar Threads

  1. Replies: 12
    Last Post: August 10th, 2008, 10:03 PM
  2. Ancient Greeks used "computer" to set Olympics date
    By WhiteFeather in forum General
    Replies: 5
    Last Post: August 4th, 2008, 08:01 PM
  3. First comments when O.C.
    By J.W. in forum General
    Replies: 12
    Last Post: July 3rd, 2008, 10:24 AM
  4. Summer CC?
    By rallen in forum General
    Replies: 10
    Last Post: April 28th, 2008, 01:03 AM

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •