Disturbing Trend...

**LastManOut** · August 31st, 2008, 06:38 PM

There is a disturbing trend that is beginning to affect wildlife in the U.S.

Animals that were formerly self-sufficient are now showing signs of belonging
to the Democratic Party. They have apparently learned to sit and wait for the
government to step in and provide for their every need.

**tobyking8773** · September 1st, 2008, 02:12 AM

"Hey BooBoo! Watch me sit here and wait for a picinic basket!" lol

That's a pretty nice picnic table for a welfare bear....

**Koli01** · September 1st, 2008, 09:33 AM

Originally Posted by tobyking8773

That's a pretty nice picnic table for a welfare bear....

It's new. Give it a couple of days.

**hdward@verizon.net** · September 1st, 2008, 10:01 AM

Is it time to EAT yet ?

**Pennywise** · September 1st, 2008, 12:23 PM

OMG! I hope it's not the same picnic table

http://www.nbc10.com/news/15734256/detail.html

BELLEVUE, Ohio -- Police said an Ohio man has been arrested for allegedly having sex with a picnic table.

Police arrested Arthur Price Jr. after an anonymous tipster dropped off three DVDs that reportedly showed Price in the act.

According to NBC Toledo, Ohio, affiliate WNWO-TV, the videos show Price tilting the metal round picnic table on its side and then laying up against it to have sexual intercourse with the table. Afterward, he can then be seen cleaning the table and the deck.

During questioning, he reportedly admitted to having sex with the table. Police said he also admitted to bringing the table inside his home for sex.

Price faces four counts of public indecency. He was freed after posting $20,000 bond, authorities said.

**adymond** · September 2nd, 2008, 09:50 AM

Originally Posted by BobbySomers

OMG! I hope it's not the same picnic table

http://www.nbc10.com/news/15734256/detail.html

BELLEVUE, Ohio -- Police said an Ohio man has been arrested for allegedly having sex with a picnic table.

Police arrested Arthur Price Jr. after an anonymous tipster dropped off three DVDs that reportedly showed Price in the act.

According to NBC Toledo, Ohio, affiliate WNWO-TV, the videos show Price tilting the metal round picnic table on its side and then laying up against it to have sexual intercourse with the table. Afterward, he can then be seen cleaning the table and the deck.

During questioning, he reportedly admitted to having sex with the table. Police said he also admitted to bringing the table inside his home for sex.

Price faces four counts of public indecency. He was freed after posting $20,000 bond, authorities said.

WTF? Why is this guy not in a hospital? He clearly has issues.

**Frenchy** · September 2nd, 2008, 09:55 AM

Originally Posted by adymond

WTF? Why is this guy not in a hospital? He clearly has issues.

And what did he do to the Bear?

**Philbert** · September 2nd, 2008, 10:35 AM

Originally Posted by BobbySomers

OMG! I hope it's not the same picnic table

http://www.nbc10.com/news/15734256/detail.html

BELLEVUE, Ohio -- Police said an Ohio man has been arrested for allegedly having sex with a picnic table.

Police arrested Arthur Price Jr. after an anonymous tipster dropped off three DVDs that reportedly showed Price in the act.

According to NBC Toledo, Ohio, affiliate WNWO-TV, the videos show Price tilting the metal round picnic table on its side and then laying up against it to have sexual intercourse with the table. Afterward, he can then be seen cleaning the table and the deck.

During questioning, he reportedly admitted to having sex with the table. Police said he also admitted to bringing the table inside his home for sex.

Price faces four counts of public indecency. He was freed after posting $20,000 bond, authorities said.

Dude, when I said to lay the table, this is not what I meant.