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Thread: Nursing home cop
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August 16th, 2008, 11:36 PM #1
Nursing home cop
An old lady in a nursing home is wheeling up and down the halls in her wheelchair making sounds like she's driving a car. As she's going down the hall, an old man jumps out of a room and says, "Excuse me ma'am but you were speeding. Can I see your driver's license?" She digs around in her purse a little, pulls out a candy wrapper, and hands it to him. He looks it over, gives her a warning and sends her on her way. Up and down the halls she goes again. Again, the same old man jumps out of a room and says, "Excuse me ma'am but I saw you cross over the center line back there. Can I see your registration please?" She digs around in her purse a little, pulls out a store receipt and hands it to him. He looks it over, gives her another warning and sends her on her way. She zooms off again up and down the halls weaving all over. As she comes to the old man's room again, he jumps out. He's stark naked and has an erection! The old lady in the wheel chair looks up and says, "Oh, no, not the Breathalyzer again!"
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August 16th, 2008, 11:42 PM #2
Re: Nursing home cop
Skye said she liked that cause she's a cna at a nursing home. Haha, sad to say crazier thing's have happened .
No friend ever served me, and no enemy ever wronged me, whom I have not repaid in full
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August 17th, 2008, 05:01 AM #3
Re: Nursing home cop
Thats some funny stuff.-BB
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August 18th, 2008, 02:40 AM #4
Re: Nursing home cop
just... gross.
The last thing I want to do is hurt you... but believe me, it's on the damned list.
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