I'm going hiking this Sunday, what should I do?

[Ricochet]

You have to pay extra for protection from chupacabras, or wendigos. The upside is that for that same fee, you will be brought through areas where Sasquatch have been seen, and areas that are perfect habitat for squatches. Indian burial grounds are extra as well.

Excuse me, but the only acceptable terms are either "bigfeets" or "Samasquanch".


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[ungawa]

What about chupacabras and wendigos?

You spelled Chimichangas and Gringos wrong

BTW, do keep your eyes out for the terrible Chuletta