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Thread: Crazy Day OCing
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April 1st, 2015, 11:25 AM #1
Crazy Day OCing
Today has just been insane.
I didn't have to work today, so I figured I would go out and run some errands, etc.
I was OC, as usual.
I went to the McDonalds for breakfast. Walked into the store and waited on line. Nothing odd, but this one guy kept giving me the stink eye.
Walked up to the counter, placed my order and the employees all broke into song. They started singing "Happy Birthday" to me. When the song was done, they all just went back to their normal business, like the singing never happened.
Grabbed my grub, and went to the corner of the sitting area, so I could keep eyes on all entrances, etc.
Dude is still giving me the stink eye, but I decide to ignore him.
Finished up, and as I was walking out, he said "you guntards are the problem with this country". Well, I couldn't let that stand.
I walked back towards him, and he starts making a fuss. "He's threatening me!" "He's got a gun!".
Figuring I could not let this opportunity to cause mayhem go to waste, I decided to draw on him. That shut him up pretty damn quickly. Still at full draw, I walk over to him, keeping an eye out for any "hero" who might be thinking about getting involved.
I got right up to his face. We were inches apart. He was sweating and shaking, never taking his eyes off the end of my pistol.
I lowered my firearm, leaned in and said
Haven't you ever heard of the Constitution Mother Fucker?It's all fun and games, until someone loses an eye. Then it is hilarious.
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April 1st, 2015, 11:31 AM #2
Re: Crazy Day OCing
/slowclap
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April 1st, 2015, 11:41 AM #3
Re: Crazy Day OCing
We contend that for a nation to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle. Winston Churchill........
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April 1st, 2015, 11:45 AM #4
Re: Crazy Day OCing
Good morning, I just finished changing my calendar to a new page.
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April 1st, 2015, 11:47 AM #5
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April 1st, 2015, 11:49 AM #6
Re: Crazy Day OCing
It's all fun and games, until someone loses an eye. Then it is hilarious.
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April 1st, 2015, 11:57 AM #8
Re: Crazy Day OCing
HERE'S THE QUESTION...
Do you trust this face?
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April 1st, 2015, 12:09 PM #9
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April 1st, 2015, 12:11 PM #10
Re: Crazy Day OCing
Hope you enjoyed your breakfast!
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