Forum again infected 28Jun2015 @ 10:02 PM

[sprrdhawk44]

Item 1: a towel.

Towel first, towel last, towel always.

[R L Suehr]

Clearly, in order to more effectively combat this new type of attack, we must send Streaker into the future. The collective willpower and synchronised singing of Let It Go by all of the people here (Yes, GBO and Futz are included) is going to allow this to happen.

What three items will we send with him into this apocalyptic future, to ensure the survival of our species and forum? This is serious shit, people. Lives are at stake.

He'll need a 10ft foam fallace in order to accomplish anything. If we are being attacked from the future then I think "It's Time".

[ErSwnn]

I've been gone a while....I just got back from the future (Topsy says "Hi").

It's a mess folks. Kim Kardasian is VP, the President is a computer program, potato chips are an illegal substance, Dancing WithThe stars is STILL on.

Good news though. Sex is now completely recreational as the government is now controlling population growth and breeding genetics. We must now qualify to raise children.

The food sucks.

Oh, and global warming? Al wasn't as cracked up as we thought. But once Michael Moore was tossed into the volcano things settled down.

[sprrdhawk44]

Streaker posted in this thread earlier, in response to RL, and then it disappeared roughly an hour later. The post wasn't merely edited, it's completely and totally erased. Think about that, for a second. What can this mean? Has something happened to our time-traveling Dutchman in the future, and the ripple is now reaching us? Will we ever know?

[R L Suehr]

Streaker posted in this thread earlier, in response to RL, and then it disappeared roughly an hour later. The post wasn't merely edited, it's completely and totally erased. Think about that, for a second. What can this mean? Has something happened to our time-traveling Dutchman in the future, and the ripple is now reaching us? Will we ever know?

Holy shit, does that mean amish cock rings never existed now.

Quick, someone go back before the timeline was broken and save him. I can't live in a world that doesn't have amish c-rings.

[sprrdhawk44]

Holy shit, does that mean amish cock rings never existed now.

Quick, someone go back before the timeline was broken and save him. I can't live in a world that doesn't have amish c-rings.

I feel your pain. My sex life is boned, no pun intended.

[gracenrich]

I believe this to be the beginning of the Martian invasion.
First they neutralize our gun site then our guns.
Then they take our wife's.
May be this will turn out not to be so bad?

[internet troll]

What three items will we send with him into this apocalyptic future, to ensure the survival of our species and forum? This is serious shit, people. Lives are at stake.

The flying head of Zardoz that spits out guns so that we can retake what is ours. "Wolverines forever!"

[PAMedic=F|A=]

Still showing up.

[raxar]

So is it safe for me to go into the future or not?