Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Redneck?

[Pector55]

Oldie but a goodie and we need to revisit this right before election time so we know who to vote for.

Here is a little test that will help you decide.

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you.

You are carrying a Glock cal 40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.

What do you do?

Democrat's Answer

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!

Does the man look poor! Or oppressed?

Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?

Could we run away?

What does my wife think? What about the kids?

Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?

What does the law say about this situation?

Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?

Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?

Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?

Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?

If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?

Should I call 9-1-1 ?

Why is this street so deserted?

We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.

This is all so confusing!

I need to discuss with some friends over a latte and try to come to a consensus.



Republican's Answer:

BANG!



Redneck's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG ! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click....
(sounds of reloading)

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click ..

Daughter: "Nice going, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?"

Son: "You got him, Pop! Can I shoot the next one?"

Wife: "You are NOT taking that to the taxidermist!"

[Mrs. Pa Patriot]

Hmmmm, I'm thinking Redneck for us.

[knighthawk06699]

Definitely somewhere between Republican and Redneck lol.

[str8shooter]

I guess I'm a Republican 'cuz I can't afford the ammo to be a redneck. Maybe someday if I start reloading my own I'll convert.

[Pector55]

I guess I'm a Republican 'cuz I can't afford the ammo to be a redneck. Maybe someday if I start reloading my own I'll convert.

hahhaa Excellent point!

I was going to say that I think I'm more of a moderate because I am concerned about the consequences should it be determined that I broke the law, and I feel as though I can get the job done in 2 shots max.

[DarthJoe]

I would opt for 2 in the chest, 1 in the head, then scan the area for more threats.

[str8shooter]

I would opt for 2 in the chest, 1 in the head, then scan the area for more threats.

Makes perfect sense, but Libertarian wasn't a choice.

[fingers80002]

I re-load,soooo REDNECK!!!!!!!!!

[cameraman]

LMAO!
Redneck all the way!

[338winmag]

definitely red neck hear