She looked pretty good for a 60 year-old.

In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking that she probably had a really hot daughter

We drank a bit, and we had a bit of a snuggle, and she asked if I'd ever had a Sportsman's Double?

'What's that?' I asked.

'It's a mother and daughter threesome,' she said.

As my mind began to embrace the idea, and I wondered what this daughter of hers might look like, I said, 'No, I haven't.'

We drank a bit more, then she said with a wink,

'Tonight's your lucky night.'

We went back to her place. We walked in.

She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs:

'Mom, you still awake?'