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June 27th, 2008, 05:12 PM #1
Garfield on the oil crisis
Garfield on the oil crisis
A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country.
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Well, there's a very simple answer.
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Nobody bothered to check the oil.
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We just didn't know we were getting low.
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The reason for that is purely geographical.
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Our OIL is located in :
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ALASKA
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California
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Coastal Florida
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Coastal Louisiana
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Wyoming
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Colorado
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Kansas
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Oklahoma
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Pennsylvania
and
Texas
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Our dipsticks are located in DC
Any Questions? NO?...Didn't think So.
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June 28th, 2008, 12:20 AM #2
Re: Garfield on the oil crisis
Its true, oh, it's DAMN true
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June 28th, 2008, 03:20 AM #3
Re: Garfield on the oil crisis
I was about to close the thread without commenting until I read the last two lines, pretty decent punchline IMHO.
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