40 Reasons for Gun Control

[MTechnik]

http://www.geoffmetcalf.com/200306172114.html brings us this wisdom:

40 Reasons for Gun Control

1. Banning guns works, which is why New York, DC, & Chicago cops need guns.

2. Washington DC's low murder rate of 69 per 100,000 is due to strict gun control, and Indianapolis' high murder rate of 9 per 100,000 is due to the lack of gun control.

3. Statistics showing high murder rates justify gun control but statistics showing increasing murder rates after gun control are "just statistics."

4. The Brady Bill and the Assault Weapons Ban, both of which went into effect in 1994 are responsible for the decrease in violent crime rates, which have been declining since 1991.

5. We must get rid of guns because a deranged lunatic may go on a shooting spree at any time and anyone who would own a gun out of fear of such a lunatic is paranoid.

6. The more helpless you are the safer you are from criminals.

7. An intruder will be incapacitated by tear gas or oven spray, but if shot with a .357 Magnum will get angry and kill you.

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[knighthawk06699]

Now that is some funny reading!!!!!

[cgbudde]

A classic, lets send this to Michael Douglas, by the way I heard he has a very large private collection of firearms. Will he be willing to surrender his collection, if yes I will volunteer to make sure he does.

[pex]

Did he get that collection in Falling Down?


Reading those reasons made me feel like I was actually INSIDE an anti's mind. It was pretty creepy.

[bogey1]

i thought he is anti-gun

[Pector55]

Great link, thanks for posting.

[tdyoung58]

excellent reading

[Poonie]

A classic, lets send this to Michael Douglas, by the way I heard he has a very large private collection of firearms. Will he be willing to surrender his collection, if yes I will volunteer to make sure he does.

Yes, and didn't Michael Douglas make a lot of money in the movies where guns played a big part? Falling Down being merely one! Guess to him that doesn't count.

[Evolution]

http://www.geoffmetcalf.com/200306172114.html brings us this wisdom:



and 33 more... click the link, give the boy a hit on his web page.

Hilarious but true. Rep sent!