Tactical just reached a new level

[Magnum Banana]

Ladies and Gentlemen...
The Tactical sports brief

A new addition to our Undergear™ collection, we’re introducing a Sports Brief this season. Our Sports Brief is cut for an athletic fit and is built with state-of-the-art fabrics and manufacturing processes. Our 3D Wicking™ treatment creates a three-dimensional fiber designed to rapidly wick moisture away from your skin, and just as rapidly evaporate that moisture. A blend of 80% polyester and 20% spandex make the briefs stretchable, comfortable, breathable and quick-drying – great for everyday wear or travel. They feature a 1-1/2” quality elastic waistband.

http://www.atlantictactical.com/prod...idproduct=4191






I could not help but laugh.

[BearTitan]

Looks like the same construction as underwear made for motorcycling. The synthetic fibers wick away sweat and prevent "swamp ass" from setting in on long rides. I would imagine that the same situation could occur under all that "tacticool" gear.

LOL.

[sinful]

Laugh all you want, but I think they're a great idea.
I sweat profusely in the heat (read as 50 degrees+), and there's nothing worse than wearing khaki shorts and having a dark line down the ass crack because of unwanted sweating... this may be an option for anyone like me.

Sorry if I ruined your funny. lol

[andrewjs18]

Laugh all you want, but I think they're a great idea.
I sweat profusely in the heat (read as 50 degrees+), and there's nothing worse than wearing khaki shorts and having a dark line down the ass crack because of unwanted sweating... this may be an option for anyone like me.

Sorry if I ruined your funny. lol

nothing worse than swamp ass on a hot day. =P

[phillyshooter]

They'd be great for concealing my deadly weapon.

[axmdr40]

They'd be great for concealing my deadly weapon.

needles these days....very deadly.

[billamj]

needles these days....very deadly.

You actually missed it, he had a typo in there. He meant his "dead" weapon.

[Magnum Banana]

I'm not making fun of the anti-swampassness I'm laughing at the fact that they are described as being "tactical"

Now you just need some tactical cheetos a tactical couch and a tactical laser-sighted TV remote and your set for a tactical evening watching future weapons on the discovery channel, sitting in your tactical underwear.

[sinful]

I don't wear underwear while watching future weapons... and the wife said I'm no longer allowed on the couch during the show either... go figure...

[andrewjs18]

I don't wear underwear while watching future weapons... and the wife said I'm no longer allowed on the couch during the show either... go figure...

Nothing wrong with freeballin' it while watching future weapons....we all gotta play with our 'cannons', 'lasers', 'bolt-action rifle' sometimes too. =P