Governor’s Bodyguard Busted in Pennsylvania Theft

[Statkowski]

Twenty-five words or less: One of Governor Christie's State Police bodyguards got caught shoplifting.

Tried to get off using "Professional Courtesy" - didn't work.

Here's the news link: http://watchdog.org/126847/christie-bodyguard-theft/

Here's the Police Criminal Complaint: http://newjersey.watchdog.org/files/...-affidavit.pdf

And here's the Subpoena for Arraignment: http://newjersey.watchdog.org/files/...s-subpoena.pdf

Geez, this, too, isn't good for the Governor.

Oh, Governor Christie saw his shadow, so it's six more weeks of traffic jams.

[IIIIIREPOIIIII]

http://forum.pafoa.org/lounge-108/24...oplifting.html

[jerkin]

I don't know, they clocked Rendell at 100mph on the turnpike like a dozen times and it didn't seem to hurt him. At least the bodyguard wasn't putting innocent lives at risk by shoplifting.

[eagleclaw]

Although I hope that fat imbecile known as Chris Christie doesn’t get the republican nomination for president, I don’t know if he should be held responsible for the bizarre and criminal actions of one of his state trooper bodyguards.
I do think if this guy is found or pleads guilty or no contest he should be terminated from his employment.
It does appear that this guy had some issues (stealing a hat and other miscellaneous junk while jeopardizing a 6 figure a year job). I guess he is an imbecile too.

[GeneCC]

I don't know, they clocked Rendell at 100mph on the turnpike like a dozen times and it didn't seem to hurt him. At least the bodyguard wasn't putting innocent lives at risk by shoplifting.

He also didn't suffer too much with his involvement with "questionable" Democrat donors to the "Second Mile Foundation", his association with Teamsters who beat people in Philly and his frequent auto wrecks in Philly while driving too fast.

Speaking of reckless driving, Mr. Corzine didn't do too badly with his accident, his refusal to wear a seat belt, or even NOT following Bernie Madoff into prison for "losing investor's money".

Mr. Rendell, and Mr. Corzine, prove that having friends in high places goes a long way towards putting one's feet into buckets of poo and having them emerge with a nice shine.

[tollster]

Like we really want a Jersey governor for president?

What ever ya'll are smoking, you need to smoke more of it!

He's a democrat in a republic suit!

[jerkin]

Like we really want a Jersey governor for president?

What ever ya'll are smoking, you need to smoke more of it!

He's a democrat in a republic suit!

Where did anyone say they wanted him for President?

[RockIsland]

We have to rally behind him! He's the only one who can beat Hillary!

Wait, let me put my bong down. 😑💨

[cdi]

I know the Trooper, personally.
I have no idea if he committed the crime- he is publicly denying it.

That said, kleptomania is not about the items purloined, it's about satisfying the twisted mind of the klepto.

What I know about the N.J.S.P. suggests he has lost his plum position on Fat Bastards' protective detail, the other prestigious assignments he had and it is very likely he will lose his job.