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August 22nd, 2013, 02:57 AM #1Banned
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Hot Motel Room Situation
I went to spend a day away in Hazelton, PA.
My old lady, found a nice motel with a bar, and we decided to go on an adventure.
Before our depart I for some reason felt so lazy I almost left my pistol behind. I'm sure it had something to do with the fear from not knowing where I'm exactly going, and in conjunction where I can't, and can carry.
The night went sober, and finally things were calming down. Back in the room after our (one lucky guy - me, and 5 hot girls) 6-some I was going to turn the lights off, but the old lady wanted them on. Sleeping with the lights on suck.
Well as I lay I hear a strange noise at the door. Upon investigation I found a strange, old, woman finished panning around the door, and going away. What an idiot I thought, and I went back to bed feeling fine - so fine I was dozing off nicely/
The door cracked, and opened. Simultaneously my holster was air born, and my pistol was in my hand. The door stopper prevented the door from opening.
I see threw the crack an old man, wearing a mighty shirt with security written on it, and the fuck had no idea I was ready to light him up. I told him to wait, and despite him still attempting to break, and enter, I calmly repeat myself, re-holstered my gun, and put on my pants before I went for the door.
I looked at the clock, and it was 1:30am, and I didn't let my guard down just because it was an old man. Plus I didn't want this guy to file an EEO against me for age discrimination. Mind you this whole time the guy is wiggling the door.
Once I finally arrived at the door I basically explained the hotel fucked shit up, and he digressed.
Next morning I got my room free of charge, and I stressed as best as possible neither who is in the room, nor outside the room knows WTF, and furthermore the SWAT team has better etiquette, and I was ready to use deadly force against what ever was about come threw that door at 1:30 in the morning. A tragedy almost occurred yada yada.
There's nothing worse than being unarmed, and unprepared. Had an accident occurred I know I wouldn't have cared, because in my world I was truly in a situation where two enter only one leaves alive.
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August 22nd, 2013, 04:17 AM #2
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Ok . . .wait. . . what?
So let me just try to break this down.
You and several others are staying in a hotel room, and someone tries to open the door. You draw, talk to the guy and. . . that is where I am lost?
He works for the hotel? The hotel fucked up? What did they fuck up?I'm so fast, I can bump fire a bolt action.
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August 22nd, 2013, 04:23 AM #3Grand Member
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August 22nd, 2013, 05:29 AM #4
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August 22nd, 2013, 06:37 AM #5
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The only thing I know for sure is there was an orgy.......
Can we talk about that some more????With great power comes great responsibility....
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August 22nd, 2013, 06:44 AM #6
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August 22nd, 2013, 07:35 AM #7
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August 22nd, 2013, 07:41 AM #8
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Rules are written in the stone,
Break the rules and you get no bones,
all you get is ridicule, laughter,
and a trip to the house of pain.
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August 22nd, 2013, 07:43 AM #9
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August 22nd, 2013, 08:05 AM #10
Re: Hot Motel Room Situation
Is English your first language?
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