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March 6th, 2008, 05:30 PM #1
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The Department of Homeland Security unveils it's newest Anti Terror Weapon
DHS Combat Squirrels!
These highly trained squirrels are ready to be deployed in places like Central Park, LA and even Philadelphia, PA in an ever growing effort to crack down on domestic terrorism. Sources say that the squirrels are willing to give their left nut to protect their home land!
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March 6th, 2008, 05:40 PM #2
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Re: The Department of Homeland Security unveils it's newest Anti Terror Weapon
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March 6th, 2008, 05:50 PM #3
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Re: The Department of Homeland Security unveils it's newest Anti Terror Weapon
Yeah, combat squirrels are pretty scary. They have really small guns, but always shoot for the eye.
The tiny rocket launchers they use sting like hell though and can leave a nasty mark.
The ones with the belt-fed machine guns usually lay down cover fire while the ninja squirrels try to hit the juggular vein with a tiny throwing star.
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April 11th, 2008, 03:29 PM #4
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Re: The Department of Homeland Security unveils it's newest Anti Terror Weapon
Combat Squirrel project scrapped! They turned out to be no match for GI Joe and his team...
More at 11:00...
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April 11th, 2008, 03:34 PM #5
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Re: The Department of Homeland Security unveils it's newest Anti Terror Weapon
There's only one man who can save us all from the invading squirrel cong....
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