Why YOUR favorite gun sucks

[JoeyBones]

EDIT: This is a joke. If you think any of the following is serious "commentary," on any of these brands, you really need to recalibrate your sense of humor and/or grow a thicker skin.
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Stumbled across this when reading links about the Moonies (since the old dude pushed off just recently).

Not mine, but came from a semi-recent thread on ARF.com. I found it humorous:

"Browning- JMB rode a bicycle knocking on peoples doors to see if they went to church before going to the range.

SIG- Swiss company who enjoyed being neutral while millions died in Europe during two world wars.

Sauer- killed Americans

Glock- it's made out of plastic by an Austrian neo Nazi

S&W- made by union workers. And their yankees too.

Ruger- Bill Ruger sold out to the Clinton admin.....doesn't matter that he's dead or no longer owns the company.

Beretta- killed Americans

Winchester- was rude to JMB. Can't forgive that.

Remington- good guns, but I still hold a grudge about that box of .22 Golden Bullets had 5 ftf's in it.

FN- Belgian, too close to France. Means they suck.

Savage- continues to use an Indian head.....I mean a Native American....er...indigenous persons head as a logo thereby captalizing on the suffering of the red man.

Uzi- invented by a Jew

HK- killed Americans

Walther- killed Americans

CZ- effing commie guns

Springfield Armory- American name hijacked by a company that imports foreign guns........from Croatia (commies).

Taurus- They just suck for being Taurus and making the stoopidist handgun ever..........the Judge. Must be commies.

Desert Eagle- made by Jews, now owned by Moonies.

Kahr- made by Americans, but owned by the son of a nutjob, therefore he's a nutjob.

KelTec- "fluff & buff" sounds like something that happens in a gay porno..........therefore don't buy their guns."



Regards,

Bones

[brian]

Uzi- invented by a Jew


Desert Eagle- made by Jews,






Regards,

Bones

why does something being made by "a jew" means it sucks?

[Ewussor]

Seecamp?

Rohrbaugh?

Boberg?

HK didn't kill any Americans. They were founded in 1949, after the war was over. Oh, and they're owned by Brits now. :P

[GreenBlood10]

why does something being made by "a jew" means it sucks?

Yea, kind of offensive. Complains about Glocks being made by "neo nazis" and then about Uzi's being invented by "Jews".

GB

[JoeyBones]

why does something being made by "a jew" means it sucks?

Sorry, I should have clarified - This is meant to be a facetious and overly-simplified "retard's guide to gun-bashing."

It is not meant to be taken seriously or as any indication of my personal views. I thought it was funny, as I find gun-bashing threads mildly funny.

(I didn't really think this required clarification, but I digress).

Regards,

Bones

[Ewussor]

Yea, kind of offensive.

The whole thing is obviously tongue-in-cheek humor. If you find any of that offensive, you need to develop a thicker skin.

[GreenBlood10]

The whole thing is obviously tongue-in-cheek humor. If you find any of that offensive, you need to develop a thicker skin.

Do I find it offensive? No sir. My skin is fine, thank you. Is it possible any Jewish firearm owners find it offensive? Sure. But I won't waste any more space thread jacking.

[Bingo001]

Did someone say Gun Bash........... I'll buy a ticket

[Manxdriver]

Sorry, I should have clarified - This is meant to be a facetious and overly-simplified "retard's guide to gun-bashing."

It is not meant to be taken seriously or as any indication of my personal views. I thought it was funny, as I find gun-bashing threads mildly funny.

(I didn't really think this required clarification, but I digress).

Regards,

Bones

I object to tyour use of the word 'retard' Sir!
See the little green smiley face up top? That means i actually read the original post and know that you were posting a humor piece. Me, not being anything offensive, I'm just a overweight white guy from Texas whose family never owned slave, but did have an uncle who ranched Texas Horned Lizards (aka Horny Toads), Well , seeing all that, i just don't find cxause to give you grief. Thankfully, there are several thin-skinned goobers prowling about who will be here momentarily to poop on your parade. So there!!!

[Preble Pro]

I would say probably all of those guns killed Americans, and every other nationality, if one were to do the research.

I know, it was not put up to be factual...