Tax Everything !

[phillyd2]

What Happened?

At first I thought this was funny...then I realized the awful truth of it.

Tax his land,
Tax his bed,
Tax the table
At which he's fed.
Tax his tractor,
Tax his mule,
Teach him taxes
Are the rule.
Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.
Tax his ties,
Tax his shirt,
Tax his work,
Tax his dirt.
Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he Tries to think.
Tax his cigars,
Tax his beers,
If he cries, then Tax his tears.
Tax his car,
Tax his gas,
Find other ways To tax his @*#

Tax all he has Then let him know That you won't be done Till he has no dough.
When he screams and hollers, Then tax him some more, Tax him tillHe's good and sore.

Then tax his coffin,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in
Which he's laid.
Put these words upon his tomb, "Taxes drove me to my doom..."
When he's gone, Do not relax, Its time to apply: The inheritance tax.

Accounts Receivable Tax
Alternative Minimum Tax
Building Permit Tax
CDL license Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Dog License Tax
Federal Income Tax
Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax,
Fuel permit tax
Gasoline Tax (42 cents per gallon)
Hunting License Tax
Inheritance Tax
Interest expense
Inventory tax
IRS Interest Charges IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)
Liquor Tax
Luxury Taxes
Marriage License Tax
Medicare Tax
Property Tax
Real Estate Tax
Service charge taxes
Social Security Tax
Road usage taxes
Sales Tax
Recreational Vehicle Tax
School Tax
State Income Tax
State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)
Telephone federal excise tax
Telephone federal universal service fee tax
Telephone federal, state and local surcharge taxes
Telephone minimum usage surcharge tax
Telephone recurring and non-recurring charges tax
Telephone state and local tax
Telephone usage charge tax
Utility Taxes
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Watercraft registration Tax
Well Permit Tax
Workers Compensation Tax

COMMENTS: Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago,
and our nation was the most prosperous in the world.
We had absolutely no national debt, had the largest
middle class in the world, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.

What happened?

POLITICIANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(or rather what we let them do in our names).

And I still have to "press 1" for English

[billamj]

What Happened?
COMMENTS: Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago,
and our nation was the most prosperous in the world.
We had absolutely no national debt, had the largest
middle class in the world, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.

What happened?

POLITICIANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(or rather what we let them do in our names).

And I still have to "press 1" for English

+1000000...... Brilliant!

[LorDiego01]

Very nice. And this is so true.

[SGTUSArmy]

Hooah!!! This is filler. Philly. You are gentleman and a scholar. +.02 overall I give it a 8.2. Little long and almost Dr Seuss like.

[Glock22xd9]

The kicker is the "I still have to press 1 for english" at the end! Good stuff!

[SGTUSArmy]

The kicker is the "I still have to press 1 for english" at the end! Good stuff!

That is one of the things that irks me more than anything. Actually what really upsets me is when I have to press 2 for English. Or press here for English, when I am at the ATM.

I about got beat one day at Wal Mart. I was walking through, had the wife and all 3 kids in tow. Walked past this family of non-American born people speaking in a non-American language in a non-quiet manner. I politely, in a stern way, a little too loud, said: Welcome to America, now speak the damned language. I got a couple of evil looks. Course, had a few grins on other people's faces.

[DPB]

Please add NFA 1934 / CL III weapons tax.

Good post.

[IceFire]

Don't forget the "occupational privellege" tax!