COMEBACK RESPONSE OF THE YEAR

[DaveM55]

If you ever testify in court, you might wish you could have been as sharp as this policeman. He was being cross-examined by a defense attorney during a felony trial. The lawyer was trying to undermine the policeman's credibility...

Q: "Officer -- did you see my client fleeing the scene?"
A: "No sir. But I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender, running several blocks away."
Q: "Officer -- who provided this description?"
A: "The officer who responded to the scene."
Q: "A fellow officer provided the description of this so-called offender. Do you trust your fellow officers?"
A: "Yes, sir. With my life." </s
Q: "With your life? Let me ask you this then officer. Do you have a room where you change your clothes in preparation for your daily duties?"
A: "Yes sir, we do!"
Q: "And do you have a locker in the room?"
A: "Yes sir, I do."
Q: "And do you have a lock on your locker?"
A: "Yes sir."
Q: "Now why is it, officer, if you trust your fellow officers with your life, you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you share with these same officers?"
A: "You see, sir -- we share the building with the court complex, and sometimes lawyers have been known to walk through that room."

The courtroom EXPLODED with laughter, and a prompt recess was called.

[lexington86]

Spec-fucking-tacular...

[gunperson003]

Ohh, I'm bookmarking this one. One of the funnier lawyer jokes I've seen.

[ShakeyDad]

Good one, Dave...see, you're obnoxious AND funny !!

[Michele]

Good one, Dave...see, you're obnoxious AND funny !!

+1

and he's cute too!

[Autonomous]

NICE......
-A

[PA Rifleman]

Lawyer: Did you take his pulse before you did the autopsy?
Coroner: No
Lawyer: Then how do you know he was dead?
Coroner: His brain was in a jar on my desk
Lawyer: But if you didn't take a pulse it was possible that he was still alive right?
Coroner: Yes,I suppose he could be practicing law somewhere

[Big D]

That was a good one.

[gf45acp]

Cool!!!!!!

[normanvin]

Good ones....