The frolicking NRA should hire me as a representative!!!

[Micky]

So, I gotta tell you folks, I'm pretty damned hardcore about guns. Not much else in this world I love more than guns, and the shooting of them. Weaponry in general, but I truly love firearms. So naturally, I try to spread the love when and wherever I can.

My wife and I know quite a few people who not only don't carry, but also who don't even own a gun, or who have NEVER *gasp!* even fired one!!! SO I try to get these people turned on to the amazing feeling of punching out the X on paper targets from many many yards away. I'm slowly making headway with alot of them. My wife's mother wants to learn how to shoot and purchase her first handgun, my grandfather in law now has a membership to my range to shoot, and the other day, I think I hit a curent personal Best:

My wife's friend, who is a left-wing, liberal, lesbian (I know...three things I hate too), has never fired one, is afraid of them, and objects to me carrying, but knows she'd have an easier time of reversing Niagra Falls than getting me to remove my gun. Wellll.........all my preaching must have gotten through that thick skull, because she sent me a message the other day saying she was interested in learning how to shoot, and wanted me to teach her.

Ladies and gentlemen, you may now applaud, or even stand in awe of my awesome oratory skills, and my masterful powers of persuasion.

[DavidTM]

Are you sure that your not the guy who's wife was leaving him for another woman....but before she told him, she was gonna do something with him that he would never imagine?

Either that.....or your really good in bed? Ha Ha Ha ha......kidding!!!!

[Curmudgeon]

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It's a trap!

[Micky]

Nooo fellas, a) I'm dynamite in the sack (without premature detonations!) and b) I actually introduced them long before she was my wife. I'vew known them both a long time...and my wife doesn't swing that way.

[streaker69]

Nooo fellas, a) I'm dynamite in the sack (without premature detonations!) and b) I actually introduced them long before she was my wife. I'vew known them both a long time...and my wife doesn't swing that way.

I bet Lou Diamond Phillips thought very much the same way.

[Dannytheman]

Good job! Convert them one at a time!! After she shoots and has that huge smile on her face, give her a membership to the NRA!!

Rep sent for doing it right!

[longcall911]

Nooo fellas, a) I'm dynamite in the sack (without premature detonations!) and b) I actually introduced them long before she was my wife. I'vew known them both a long time...and my wife doesn't swing that way.

In that case, you might also be successful at converting her from lesbianism...

(If so, post pics or it didn't happen.)

[Micky]

In that case, you might also be successful at converting her from lesbianism...

(If so, post pics or it didn't happen.)

Challenge accepted.

[Irwin Inhabitant]

I think I hit a curent personal Best:

My wife's friend, who is a left-wing, liberal, lesbian has never fired one, is afraid of them, and objects to me carrying, but knows she'd have an easier time of reversing Niagra Falls than getting me to remove my gun.

she sent me a message the other day saying she was interested in learning how to shoot, and wanted me to teach her.

Ladies and gentlemen, you may now applaud, or even stand in awe of my awesome oratory skills, and my masterful powers of persuasion.

Must....resist....making jokes ......that could get me banned......

[Micky]

Irwin Inhabitant.....rep given, that was funny.