Approved pick-up line: "I could strangle you ALL night!"
Approved pick-up line: "I would KILL to have a body like yours in my trunk!"
Approved pick-up line: "Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform?
Avoid buying a car with a safety latch inside the trunk, to make sure no one can escape.
Never raise your pinky when drinking out of a pop can.
If you don't get your way, bitch about it to everyone.
Never take responsibility for your actions.
never admit when you are wrong, ever.
If you hate your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day and to it REALLY half-assed. That's the American way!
Hard work never killed anyone, but don't take any chances.
Take egregiously elaborate measures to ensure that your death is avenged. (This may involve training attack animals and setting up traps in your home.)
Think up evil thoughts all the time, and jot them down.
Always be sure to tell people what you are about to do in the bathroom before you excuse yourself.
Constantly complain about burning and itching while you touch your genitals, and alternate touching your genitals with trying to touch people conversationally. This way people will give you your space in the future.
Never pass up an opportunity to hurl someone down a flight of stairs.
If people don't feel "violated" after having a conversation with you, then you're not keeping the faith.
It is harder than it may initially seem to beat someone into a deep coma using a wiffleball bat.
Punching people in the genitals is a universal solution to problems.