Spreading Rumors

**762xIan** · January 17th, 2008, 10:25 AM

Keep this philosophy in mind the next time you hear or are about to repeat
a rumour.

In ancient Greece (469 - 399 BC), Socrates was widely lauded for his
wisdom. One day the great philosopher came upon an acquaintance, who ran
up to him excitedly and said, "Socrates, do you know what I just heard
about one of your students...?"

"Wait a moment," Socrates replied. "Before you tell me, I'd like you to
pass a little test. It's called the Test of Three."

"Test of Three?"

"That's correct," Socrates continued. "Before you talk to me about my
student let's take a moment to test what you're going to say. The first
test is Truth. Have you made absolutely sure that what you are about to
tell me is true?"

"No," the man replied, "actually I just heard about it."

"All right," said Socrates. "So you don't really know if it's true or not.
Now let's try the second test, the test of Goodness. Is what you are about
to tell me about my student something good?"

"No, on the contrary..."

So," Socrates continued, "you want to tell me something bad about him even
though you're not certain it's true?"

The man shrugged, a little embarrassed.

Socrates continued, "You may still pass though because there is a third
test -- the filter of Usefulness. Is what you want to tell me about my
student going to be useful to me?"

"No, not really..." "Well," concluded Socrates, "if what you want to tell
me is neither true nor good nor even useful, why tell it to me at all?"

The man was defeated and ashamed and said no more. This is the reason
Socrates was a great philosopher and held in such high esteem.

It also explains why Socrates never found out that Plato was banging his
wife.