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    Default Dear Dr. Phil,

    Dear Dr. Phil,


    When I retired, I could hardly wait to spend time enjoying my favorite pastime -- bass fishing I got my own little fishing boat and tried to get my wife to join me, but she just never liked fishing.

    Finally, one day at the Bait & Tackle Shop, I got to talking to Sam the shop owner who it turned out loves bass fishing as much as I do. We quickly became fishing buddies.

    As I said the wife doesn't care about fishing. She not only refuses to join us she always complains that I spend too much time fishing.

    A few weeks ago Sam and I had the best fishing trip ever. Not only did I catch the most beautiful bass you've ever seen, only a few minutes later Sam must have caught his twin brother! So I took a picture of Sam holding up the two nice bass that we caught and showed the picture to the wife hoping that maybe she'd get interested.

    Instead she says she doesn't want me to go fishing at all anymore! And she wants me to sell the boat! I think she just doesn't like to see me enjoying myself.

    What would you do? Tell the wife to forget it and continue my hobby or quit fishing and sell the boat as she insists?
    Thanks.

    P.S. Enclosed is a picture of Sam with the two bass we caught












    Dear Fisherman,
    Get rid of that narrow minded wife.
    That's a nice pair of bass!
    Sincerely,
    Dr Phil

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    Default Re: Dear Dr. Phil,

    ROFLMAO!!!

    For once, I agree with Dr. Phil!
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    Default Re: Dear Dr. Phil,

    You lied... You said there were 2 bass in that picture. I haven't found them yet!
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    Default Re: Dear Dr. Phil,

    I don't understand, I don't see the bass either...

    Thanks for posting that!

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    Default Re: Dear Dr. Phil,

    hilarious, simply hilarious!!!
    Every man is my superior in that I may learn from him.

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    Default Re: Dear Dr. Phil,

    and the boat, where was the boat?????
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    Default Re: Dear Dr. Phil,

    I might have to take up bass fishing.




    Or at least start watching it from the shore...

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    Talking Re: Dear Dr. Phil,

    Have room in that boat for a third?

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    Default Re: Dear Dr. Phil,

    Personally, I don't like big boobies. . .


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    Default Re: Dear Dr. Phil,

    Wow....an an excuse to come home smelling like fish........



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