Boys will be boys

[27hand]

Subject: Sons.......
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> > For those who have sons & for those who are happy that they don't.
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> > And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like
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> > 1. A king size water bed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft.
> > house 4 inches deep.
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> > 2. If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with
> > roller blades, they can ignite.
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> > 3. A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded
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> > 4. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not
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> > enough to rotate a 42 pound Bo y wearing Batman underwear and a Superman
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> > It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all
> > four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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> > 5. You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on.
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> > using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times
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> > 6. The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball
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> > 7. When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh", it's
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> > 8. Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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> > 9. A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even
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> > 36-year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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> > 10. Certain LEGOs will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-
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> > 11. Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same
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> > 12. Super glue is forever.
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> > 13. No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still
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> > 14. Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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> > 15. VCR's do no t eject "PB & J" sandwiches even though TV
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> > 16. Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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> > 17. Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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> > 18. You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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> > 19. Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do
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> > 20. The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response
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> > 21. The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms
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> > 22. It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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> > 23. Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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> > 24. 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends,
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> > 25. 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake
> > fluid.


27Ican'tfindthecloroxhand

[Chunky Monkey]

Thats pretty damn good! Just not going to let my 7 year old son see it. He'll figure it out on his own I'm sure!

[blueeyedbyrd]

Since it's Thanksgiving, Let me just take a moment to give thanks for having a daughter...


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ok All better

Seriously, that post is really funny though.

[Chevmeister]

Damn thats funny, and i got two boys. I was thinking about trying the clorox and brake fluid thing untill i read the last line...... now i gotta do it.

[Michele]

ROTFLMAO

I thank God each and everyday for my son.

I also thank Nice & Easy/Clairol for complete gray coverage

[slicknick131]

Though I have not yet procreated, I definitely want all boys- and a lot of them. I want a big SUV/ mini-van to haul them all around in on the way to hockey practice and shooting practice. Boys are just more rowdy and fun- I'm meant to be a boy-mom!

I jumped for joy when I found out my best friend is having a boy- she cried because she wanted a girl. But ask her how much she likes all the baby camo crap I bought her.

[00gt1]

hm... clorox and brake fluid you say....

[pghplr]

That was funny. As soon as I read the brake fluid, I wanted to try it. Appearently boys will be boys...cause I see I wasn't alone!

[thirtyonebravo]

*runs to the shed to get some brake fluid*

[ar15jules]

I'll save you all the trouble......

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXSZhWaIPK8