THE HUSBAND STORE

[DaveM55]

A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City ,
where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the
entrance is a description of how the store operates:

You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value
of
the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper
may
choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the
next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first
floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs.

She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign
reads:

Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.

"That's nice", she thinks, "but I want more."

So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good
Looking.

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and
Help With Housework

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help
with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the
sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on
this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible
to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

PLEASE NOTE:

To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store
just across the street.

The first floor has wives that love sex.

The second floor has wives that love sex and have money.

The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited

[Punisher]

Funny shit ! Thanks for the laugh........

[billamj]

I've got to say that is one of the better ones I've heard lately. Thanks for the laugh.

[Hawk]

+1 Loved it!

Hawk,

[Emptymag]

Take a minute and consider all the books/manuals/therapists/talk shows/etc that are currently available to men and women who just can't quite figure out the opposite sex, and then consider that none of it could sum things up more precisely than THAT!


LOL!!!

[ca2pa]

LMFAO!!! too funny

[soberbyker]

A fisherman was surf fishing along the beach and found a bottle. He looked around and didn't see anyone so he opened the bottle. A genie appeared and thanked the man for letting him out. The genie said, "I am so grateful to get out of that bottle that I will grant you any wish, but I can only grant one."

The man thought for a while and finally said, "I have always wanted to go to Hawaii and fish along the beautiful beaches of Hawaii. I've never been able to go because I cannot fly. Airplanes are much too frightening for me. On a boat, I see all that water and I become very claustrophobic. So I wish for a road to be built from here to Hawaii.

The genie thought for a few minutes and finally said, "No, I don't think I can do that. Just think of all the work involved. Consider all the piling needed to hold up a highway and how deep they would have to go to reach the bottom of the ocean. Imagine all the pavement needed. No, that is just too much to ask."

The man thought for a few minutes and then told the genie, "There is one other thing I have always wanted. I would like to be able to understand women. What makes them laugh and cry, why are they temperamental, why are they so difficult to get along with, when they want attention, when they don't. Basically, what makes them tick."

The genie considered for a few minutes and said, "So, do you want two lanes or four?"
.

[DaveM55]

I notice we haven't had any women comment on this thread yet.

Just an observation.

[billamj]

Damn Sober, that was far and away the best joke of the day. Any man can definitely relate to that one. Too bad I've got to spread the love some more. That's three times today....

[slicknick131]

I notice we haven't had any women comment on this thread yet.

Just an observation.

Some us of work for a living, ya know! Besides, the nasty little midget porn that runs IT security won't let us post at work.

Here's the thing- I think women are nuts, and I am a woman. Most of the time I think more like a man, but sometimes, I know I'm being crazy or irrational and still just can't help it. Must be that wandering uterus affliction. I could never be a lesbian, so I really don't know how you guys put up with us sometimes...

Although I'm guessing that the answer always comes back to tits.

BTW, if such a husband store ever existed, I am certain I've never been past the second floor.