If your wife ever says to you..........

[GRoPA]

"You smell like beer"

The wrong answer is "I should, I've been drinking"

So what one of your "One liners" has been the wrong answer?

[Jay5oh]

" Is that new (gun, part, etc)?"

"Yeah got a deal on it"

Wrong answer.

The correct answer is "no, we've had that for years".

[27hand]

Does this outfit make me look fat?

Hardly at all honey.


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[PA Rifleman]

By the time she finishes speaking, it's already too late in many cases.

[PA Rifleman]

Does this outfit make me look fat?

Hardly at all honey.


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How long was your post-op recovery time after that comment?

[knight0334]

Heres one that happened with Teeny..

Her= "Did you buy another gun?!"

Me= "No Dear, I just had that old one refinished." {trying not to smile}

Her= "You cant fool me, I guess that means I get to have another dog."

Me= "Awesome.. something else to shoot"

Her= {mean look and cold shoulder}

Me= {begging for the next 2 weeks for nookie till she gave it up}

[Pa. Patriot]

Does this outfit make me look fat?

Hardly at all honey.


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Does this outfit make me look fat?

No... Your fat makes you look fat.

[27hand]

How long was your post-op recovery time after that comment?

It usually means i have a relatively quiet evening from that point except for the initial time that I try to convince her I was mimicking a commercial.

Lady that she is, she hardly ever brings my mother, the rest of my family and my lineage into the conversation.

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[GRoPA]

Me= "No Dear, I just had that old one refinished." {trying not to smile}

Thanks! Gotta try that one.

[Michele]

X-husband---You didn't use your credit card today when you went shopping did you?
Me-------------No, I didn't use my credit card today to shop. I used yours!