Police interaction

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I got pulled over by a cop for speeding - she had me dead to rights and when her lights came on I just pulled over before she even made her u-turn.

She was a hottie.

First thing she asked what's what my license plate means. I asked if I told her, would she still give me a ticket. She said yes. So I refused to tell her. Boy did that piss her off.

As a hottie, and a cop, she probably didn't not get what she wanted very often.

[mikelets456]

I got pulled over by a cop for speeding - she had me dead to rights and when her lights came on I just pulled over before she even made her u-turn.

She was a hottie.

First thing she asked what's what my license plate means. I asked if I told her, would she still give me a ticket. She said yes. So I refused to tell her. Boy did that piss her off.

As a hottie, and a cop, she probably didn't not get what she wanted very often.

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[ShadeRabbit]

I only ever got pulled over twice, both times for speeding.

Whhaaaaaaaaaaatttt?!

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No, she was a hottie, not a sluttie.

[Carson]

I got pulled over by a cop for speeding - she had me dead to rights and when her lights came on I just pulled over before she even made her u-turn.

She was a hottie.

First thing she asked what's what my license plate means. I asked if I told her, would she still give me a ticket. She said yes. So I refused to tell her. Boy did that piss her off.

As a hottie, and a cop, she probably didn't not get what she wanted very often.

Could have been worse than a ticket, you could be married to her.

[Sgt.K]

No, she was a hottie, not a sluttie.

I had a cousin who was a PA trooper for a while. Fairly petite. Blonde. Absolutely striking blue eyes. Held the record for citations in her barracks (not that they track that, nudge nudge wink wink) - take that for what you will.

She pulled a guy over, walked up, "license and registration, please."

He looked up at her and said, with (per her impression) no manipulative intent, just pure reaction, "You have beautiful eyes."

Her, expressionless: "Thank you. License and registration, please."

[archie19]

I got pulled over by a cop for speeding - she had me dead to rights and when her lights came on I just pulled over before she even made her u-turn.

She was a hottie.

First thing she asked what's what my license plate means. I asked if I told her, would she still give me a ticket. She said yes. So I refused to tell her. Boy did that piss her off.

As a hottie, and a cop, she probably didn't not get what she wanted very often.

so what does/did you plate mean??? no ticket from me either way....

[Walleye Hunter]

Third hand story but one of my seester's friends reported being pulled over for speeding and said, "I guess you're going to sell me tickets to the policeman's ball, eh?". He said, "State police don't have balls", got embarrassed and walked away.

[streaker69]

Third hand story but one of my seester's friends reported being pulled over for speeding and said, "I guess you're going to sell me tickets to the policeman's ball, eh?". He said, "State police don't have balls", got embarrassed and walked away.

Is that friend 60years old? Cause that's about how old that joke is.

[Walleye Hunter]

Is that friend 60years old? Cause that's about how old that joke is.

LOL She'd have to be about 70 now.