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September 8th, 2009, 06:54 PM #1
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things my dad says
Please Note: The poster was issued an infraction for this post.
http://twitter.com/shitmydadsays
gave me an idea for a new thread.
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September 8th, 2009, 07:29 PM #2
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September 8th, 2009, 07:50 PM #3
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Re: my dad says
I would strongly suggest changing the title of your thread before the Mod's see it - you can't use vulgarity in the thread title
Originally Posted by Caeser2001
The first vehicles normally on the scene of a crime are ambulances and police cruisers. If you are armed you have a chance to decide who gets transported in which vehicle, if you are not armed then that decision is made for you.
Be prepared, because someone else already is and no one knows their intent except them.
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September 8th, 2009, 08:22 PM #4
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Re: things my dad says
Thanks man, I just woke my kids up laughing!!
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September 8th, 2009, 08:37 PM #5
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Oh man...thats a great find!
If ever a time should come, when vain and aspiring men shall possess the highest seats in Government, our country will stand in need of its experienced patriots to prevent its ruin. - Samuel Adams
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Re: my dad says
Got one, whoops, I'll know better next time. Originally Posted by Dredly
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September 8th, 2009, 09:45 PM #7
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Re: things my dad says
OK. Let's hear what all of our dads have uttered through the years! I'll start.
As a kid, I must have asked the question "Where's mom?" more than a few times. Dad usually gave one of two responses:
1. "Building a rudder for a duck's ass."
or
2. "She went to take a shit and the hogs ate her."Sed ego sum homo indomitus
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September 8th, 2009, 10:30 PM #8
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Re: things my dad says
"Don't go ninja'n nobody who don't need ninji'd!"
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September 8th, 2009, 10:33 PM #9
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Re: things my dad says
If I was that ugly, I'd shave the dogs a** and make it walk backwards.
Power always thinks...that it is doing God's service when it is violating all his laws.
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September 9th, 2009, 12:01 AM #10
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No matter how high a bird flies, you can always break a window with a hammer...
If ever a time should come, when vain and aspiring men shall possess the highest seats in Government, our country will stand in need of its experienced patriots to prevent its ruin. - Samuel Adams
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