Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns Over Women

**lildobe** · February 9th, 2008, 01:40 AM

I'm sure this has been around before, BUT it's a goodie... got it from a friend of mine tonight...

Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns Over Women:

#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

#6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4. Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3. A gun doesn't ask,"Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....

#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN

**gold cup abuser** · February 9th, 2008, 02:48 PM

While I am still chortling from your post as I have been married for the last 14 yrs just a few points came to my mind:

1. are you married...if yes then I see a couch in your future

2. if you are not marred and your g/f lives with you and sees this post then I see a couch in your future.

3. If any of these are tried out in real life then I see a Ford in your future. Or a bunch of garbage bags.

ymmv

**lildobe** · February 9th, 2008, 03:06 PM

Originally Posted by gold cup abuser

While I am still chortling from your post as I have been married for the last 14 yrs just a few points came to my mind:

1. are you married...if yes then I see a couch in your future

2. if you are not marred and your g/f lives with you and sees this post then I see a couch in your future.

3. If any of these are tried out in real life then I see a Ford in your future. Or a bunch of garbage bags.

ymmv

I'm not married... and I don't plan on it

I like my freedom, and I like my quiet