Divorce Math!

[larrymeyer]

Divorce Math!
Doing the math on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce

After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million . Plus, whatever he spent
On her while married to her!

Assuming he banged her every night during their 5 year relationship
(and having been married, we all know THAT doesn't happen), it ends up
Costing him $26,849 per boinking, not counting attorney's fees, court costs
And the incidental costs of being married to her.



On the other hand, Elliot Spitzer's call girl Kristen charges $4,000 an
Hour. And that's Crazy, right?

But... Get this!
Had Paul McCartney employed Kristen for 5 years, he would've paid $7.3
Million for an hour of sex every night for 5 years (a savings of $41+million). PLUS!!!

Value-added benefits are:
A HOT 22 year old babe, no begging, no coaxing, never a headache, wide open
Menu, ability to put BOTH legs around you, no bitching and complaining or
Any 'to do' lists.

Best of all, she leaves when you're done, and comes back the next day, ready
For another round. All at 1/7th the cost, with no legal fees.* *

NOW, Is it just me, or is this the kind of math quiz they should be teaching
In our schools?

[Guy Fawkes]

Spot on, rent it, instead of lease it.

[Lycanthrope]

Spot on, rent it, instead of lease it.

At that price, screw renting...I'll squat!

[LastManOut]

Well, I can tell you after my first divorce, we of course, split every thing 50/50. I remarried and divorced, split the assets, so now I'm down to 25%. After my third divorce I only have 1/8th of my stuff. I really can't afford to get divorced from wife #4.
Actually, I figure if there is a next time, I'll just walk into a bar, and if I see a girl I want to sleep with, I'll just hand her the keys to my house and cut out all the stuff in between.

[larrymeyer]

Well, I can tell you after my first divorce, we of course, split every thing 50/50. I remarried and divorced, split the assets, so now I'm down to 25%. After my third divorce I only have 1/8th of my stuff. I really can't afford to get divorced from wife #4.
Actually, I figure if there is a next time, I'll just walk into a bar, and if I see a girl I want to sleep with, I'll just hand her the keys to my house and cut out all the stuff in between.

That's some funny stuff right there and I don't care who you are

[jsb889]

Well, I can tell you after my first divorce, we of course, split every thing 50/50. I remarried and divorced, split the assets, so now I'm down to 25%. After my third divorce I only have 1/8th of my stuff. I really can't afford to get divorced from wife #4.
Actually, I figure if there is a next time, I'll just walk into a bar, and if I see a girl I want to sleep with, I'll just hand her the keys to my house and cut out all the stuff in between.

I've been told many times that I should never marry. I've been given lots of reasons, too.

This is the proof I needed THANKS!

[Michele]

Well, I can tell you after my first divorce, we of course, split every thing 50/50. I remarried and divorced, split the assets, so now I'm down to 25%. After my third divorce I only have 1/8th of my stuff. I really can't afford to get divorced from wife #4.
Actually, I figure if there is a next time, I'll just walk into a bar, and if I see a girl I want to sleep with, I'll just hand her the keys to my house and cut out all the stuff in between.

HAHAHAHA!!!!!!

A quote from the famous Robin Williams.......

"Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."
Robin Williams

[LastManOut]

It's funny to tell, not so much to live it. LOL Thanks.

[Boomer]

You know why x-wives cost so much ?





Because they are worth it.


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