In further developments ...

**King 5.45** · October 9th, 2009, 02:42 PM

... it was announced today in Washington, DC, at 2 pm local time in a White House press conference, that Barack Obama, in light of his surprising award of the 2009 Nobel Peace Prize, would also, among other things ...

... be given the Papal Throne, be usurping the Patriarch of Constantinople and the Archbishop of Canterbury, both, see the traditional pasta in the FSM replaced with Obama'Os, be causing Jews to remove the extra chair from their Seders, be drawing all Muslims to his side, because he is also obviously, aside from being Elijah, the Mahdi, be causing the transposition of A and B in the English alphabet, as well as the movement of the letter O to the first position, and the letter M to the fourth position, traditionally held by the letter D, so that the alphabet now begins O, B, A, M, C, D, E, F, etc., become a universal constant, in that "42" would no longer be the Adamsian answer to every possible and improbable question in the Universe, be made an honorary Beatle, see the Green Monster at Fenway Park repainted and renamed in his honor ...

... but then, the spokesperson, having received an urgent correction, restated the course of action for the next few days, simply stating that Obama would become the "Master of All Space, Time, and Reality," in the interests of simplicity and modesty.

Really ...

**Al-Mumit** · October 9th, 2009, 02:46 PM

So what you're saying...

...is that the Moon surrendered?

Damn, if only the rest of the places we bombed got the message that quick

**King 5.45** · October 9th, 2009, 02:54 PM

Originally Posted by Al-Mumit

So what you're saying...

...is that the Moon surrendered?

Damn, if only the rest of the places we bombed got the message that quick

My friend, he's bigger than Bill Brasky ...

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/148829/

**redeye202** · October 9th, 2009, 04:17 PM

Originally Posted by King 5.45

... it was announced today in Washington, DC, at 2 pm local time in a White House press conference, that Barack Obama, in light of his surprising award of the 2009 Nobel Peace Prize, would also, among other things ...

... be given the Papal Throne, be usurping the Patriarch of Constantinople and the Archbishop of Canterbury, both, see the traditional pasta in the FSM replaced with Obama'Os, be causing Jews to remove the extra chair from their Seders, be drawing all Muslims to his side, because he is also obviously, aside from being Elijah, the Mahdi, be causing the transposition of A and B in the English alphabet, as well as the movement of the letter O to the first position, and the letter M to the fourth position, traditionally held by the letter D, so that the alphabet now begins O, B, A, M, C, D, E, F, etc., become a universal constant, in that "42" would no longer be the Adamsian answer to every possible and improbable question in the Universe, be made an honorary Beatle, see the Green Monster at Fenway Park repainted and renamed in his honor ...

... but then, the spokesperson, having received an urgent correction, restated the course of action for the next few days, simply stating that Obama would become the "Master of All Space, Time, and Reality," in the interests of simplicity and modesty.

Really ...

You mean to say that he is the new DOCTOR WHO.