April 13, 2006 .... Read Robin Williams' plan for Liberty and Order!
A GOOD PLAN..

Robin Williams, wearing a shirt that says "I love New York" in Arabic.

The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses." She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'you want a piece of me?' " ... Robin Williams

Though I like it and it sounds like what he would say, the following plan circulating is NOT from Robin Williams. I wish I thought of it, though. What we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message. Supposedly, this is Robin Williams' plan... (Hard to argue with this logic!) "I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan."

1) "The US will apologize to the world for our interference in their affairs, past and present. You know Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those 'good ole boys', we will never interfere again.

2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world starting with Germany, South Korea, the Middle East and the Philippines, they don't want us there. We would station these troops at our borders. No one allowed in sneaking through holes in the fence.

3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave, we'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or where they are, they're illegal! France will welcome them in.

4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to a 90 day Visa unless given a special work permit! No one from a terrorist nation will be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers, motel owners or 7-11 cashiers.

5) No foreign 'students' over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a 'D' and it's 'Sayonara Baby'.

6) The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while.

7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production.

8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not 'interfere'. They can pray to Allah or whomever for seeds, rain, cement or whatever else they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given to their army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything.

9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island someplace and make a new TV Reality Show out it. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us 'Ugly Americans' any longer. The Language we speak is ENGLISH... learn it... or LEAVE... Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?

The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses." She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'you want a piece of me?' " ... Robin Williams (The last quote is true.)

But I Really Like It! ...Send it on to your 'Representative' in our Congress of Perpetual Wimps.