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January 20th, 2007, 10:01 AM #1
Palm Breeze Trailer Estates
A little old lady was sitting on a park bench in Palm Breeze Trailer
Estates, a Florida mobile home park. A man walked
over and sits down on the other end of the bench.
After a few moments, the woman asks, "Are you a
stranger here?"
He replies, "I lived here years ago."
"So, where were you all these years?"
"In prison," he says.
"Why did they put you in prison?"
He looked at her, and very quietly said, "I killed
my wife."
"Oh!" said the woman. "So you're single..."
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Another two elderly people living in Palm Breeze Trailer Estates,
he was a widower and she a widow, had known each
other for a number of years. One evening there was
a community supper in the big activity center.
The two were at the same table sitting across from
one another. As the meal went on, he took a few
admiring glances at her and finally gathered the
courage to ask her,
"Will you marry me?"
After about six seconds of 'careful consideration',
she answered "Yes. Yes, I will."
The meal ended and, with a few more pleasant
exchanges, they went back to their own trailer.
Next morning, he was troubled. "Did she say
'yes' or did she say 'no'?"
He couldn't remember. Try as he might, he just
could not recall. Not even a faint memory. With
trepidation, he went to the telephone and called
her. First, he explained that he didn't remember
as well as he used to. Then he reviewed the lovely
evening past.
As he gained a little more courage, he inquired,
"When I asked if you would marry me, did you say
'Yes' or did you say 'No'?"
He was delighted to hear her say, "Why, I said,
'Yes, yes I will' and I meant it with all my heart."
Then she continued, "I am so glad that you called,
because I couldn't remember who had asked me."
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A man was telling his neighbor in Palm Breeze Trailer Estates,
"I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four
thousand dollars, however it's state of the art. It
is perfect."
"Really," answered the neighbor "What kind is it?"
" Twelve thirty."
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Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor at
The Palm Breeze Trailer Estates Medical Clinic to get a physical.
A few days later the doctor saw Morris walking
down the street with a gorgeous young woman on
his arm.
A couple of days later the doctor spoke to Morris
and said, "You're really doing great, aren't you?"
"Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma
and be cheerful.", Morris replied.
To which doctor said, "I didn't say that, Morris. I
said, 'You've got a heart murmur. Be careful..!!'
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A little old man shuffled slowly into the "Orange Dipper",
an ice cream parlor in Palm Breeze Trailer Estates, and pulled himself
slowly, painfully, up onto a stool at the counter.
After catching his breath he ordered a banana split.
The waitress asked kindly, "Crushed nuts?"
"No, he replied, arthritis!"http://www.slcfsa.com/index.html
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January 20th, 2007, 11:17 AM #2
Re: Palm Breeze Trailer Estates
good jokes
we need more humor in life
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