Anne Hathaway Announces Intent to Run for Hottest Woman in the World

**5711-Marine** · September 26th, 2008, 12:35 PM

Content warning on the spicy supposed scoop coming in an Esquire magazine below the fold.

It's nothing you don't read here three times a week, but it's different, because 1) it's Anne Hathaway and 2) if this rumor is to believed, she means it.

**Pector55** · September 26th, 2008, 12:56 PM

Anne Hathaway Announces Intent to Run for Hottest Woman in the World

Content warning on the spicy supposed scoop coming in an Esquire magazine below the fold.

It's nothing you don't read here three times a week, but it's different, because 1) it's Anne Hathaway and 2) if this rumor is to believed, she means it.

Ahem.

"In an upcoming interview with Esquire the sexy "Get Smart" star states that one of the most sensual experiences in her life was anal intercourse with her boyfriend. She says "every woman should try it, otherwise they miss out on something amazing". She also speaks about significance of the first time and the trustworthy partner and how the anal penetration makes her feel feminine in a very special way."

That is tipped, supposedly, by someone at Esquire.

Thanks to Dave @ Garfield Ridge.

Picture: Kinda-sorta NSFW. Her top is transparent and clingy.

Bunk.

Posted by: Ace at 07:32 PM

Comments

1 Awww, that's beautiful. I'm glad she enjoyed the experience so much.

Posted by: Christoph at September 25, 2008 07:33 PM (hawOV)

2 Bunk!
Posted by: Lee at September 25, 2008 07:34 PM (TxTIh)

3 TTIWWP

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at September 25, 2008 07:35 PM (4ZOxD)

4 "Bunk!"

Could do it there, I guess.

Posted by: Christoph at September 25, 2008 07:35 PM (hawOV)

5 and how the anal penetration makes her feel feminine in a very special way.

So, so twue.

Posted by: Andi Sullivan at September 25, 2008 07:36 PM (h0aKI)

6 Pardon me while I browse a few other sites. I'll be back in about 15 minutes...
Posted by: Brock Samson at September 25, 2008 07:36 PM (a5Lhb)

7 Next stop: hardcore porn.

Posted by: EC at September 25, 2008 07:37 PM (j2Tjh)

8 Ace: Anne Hathaway getting buttf*cked

Morons: The world as we know it going under.

Posted by: state your name at September 25, 2008 07:37 PM (PfmeB)

9 Slut.
Posted by: Madonna at September 25, 2008 07:37 PM (Rn2+D)

10 Her mom is bursting with pride.

Posted by: lorien1973 at September 25, 2008 07:37 PM (fE4SP)

11
God help the guy who says to his wife/girlfriend: But Anne Hathaway likes it!

Is her career that deep in the crapper that she needs to get this type of publicity?
Posted by: Booben at September 25, 2008 07:37 PM (4SGur)

12 My kids loved her "princess" movies. Now a bonus for me - she takes it in the pooper. Heh.

Posted by: Jeff at September 25, 2008 07:38 PM (1Mn8Z)

13 Okay. She's moved up from an '8' to a '9.5.'

Posted by: Stinky Esposito at September 25, 2008 07:39 PM (MMC8r)

14
Are there no standards left?

You got a phone number?

Posted by: km at September 25, 2008 07:40 PM (mrk0R)

15 >>>Is her career that deep in the crapper that she needs to get this type of publicity?

Yes.

Posted by: Anne Hathaway's Boyfriend's Cock, Nicknamed "Career" at September 25, 2008 07:40 PM (1WR4H)

16 Least she got kissed before getting ucked.

Posted by: US Taxpayer at September 25, 2008 07:40 PM (Ak9em)

17 1) Why share this information with the public?

2) Why does Anne Hathaway, and other young people, always act like they invented sex? I think that they really think they're the first to experiment in bed.

Posted by: Bart at September 25, 2008 07:40 PM (jBB4+)

18 "Her mom is bursting with pride."

Is there any reason she shouldn't be?

Posted by: Christoph at September 25, 2008 07:40 PM (hawOV)

19 "In an upcoming interview with Esquire the sexy "Get Smart" star states that one of the most sensual experiences in her life was anal intercourse with her boyfriend.

Missed it...by that much!

Posted by: Stinky Esposito at September 25, 2008 07:40 PM (MMC8r)

20 What is it with all of these actresses trying to out-slut each other all of a sudden?

Posted by: Muledriver at September 25, 2008 07:41 PM (btc7a)

21 btw, this post would be about 33% better with a pic.

You know, to put a face with the, um, anus.

Posted by: Bart at September 25, 2008 07:42 PM (jBB4+)

22
I'll bet she's down for a little ATM action too...

Posted by: thebronze at September 25, 2008 07:42 PM (YlH3h)

23 "Why does Anne Hathaway, and other young people, always act like they invented sex? I think that they really think they're the first to experiment in bed."

Ummm... because it's new to them? And they had to learn it by experience? And it's an incredible experience so it makes a profound impact?

Posted by: Christoph at September 25, 2008 07:42 PM (hawOV)

24 Vaginas happen to be a very nice recepticle to put your schwantz into. They were in fact designed specifically for that purpose.

And don't compare this to other types of foreplay--because anal sex doesn't exactly make good foreplay (what the hell are you going to do with a penis with a thin film of shit on it?)

So what exactly is nice about buttsex?

Posted by: dan-O at September 25, 2008 07:43 PM (teb/C)

25 Just the release relief break I needed from the mortgage mess.
Posted by: Brock Samson at September 25, 2008 07:43 PM (a5Lhb)

26 I would like to volunteer to make Anne feel feminine in a very special way.

Posted by: G at September 25, 2008 07:43 PM (FAYNo)

27 Is her career that deep in the crapper...

Heh.

Posted by: OregonMuse at September 25, 2008 07:43 PM (/GQkp)

28
All she needs now is another girl.

And a cup.

Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at September 25, 2008 07:44 PM (wgLRl)

29 Heyyyyyy, Anne, I got an idea...

Posted by: Vincent Galloway at September 25, 2008 07:45 PM (jBB4+)

30 oops

who the fuck is Galloway?

dammit, that was a good joke, too

Posted by: Vincent Gallo at September 25, 2008 07:47 PM (jBB4+)

31
amen, sister

Posted by: Andrew Sullivan at September 25, 2008 07:47 PM (kFwRi)

32
"All she needs now is another girl. And a cup."

And to think, I had finally gotten that nightmare out of my mind.

Damn you, sir. Damn you to Hell.

Posted by: Kensington at September 25, 2008 07:49 PM (kFwRi)

33
I wonder why we're not hearing from any of the girls who post here. Rightwingsparkle? Alexthechick? Pajamma mamma? Your views, please.

Posted by: Steve (aka Ed Snate) at September 25, 2008 07:50 PM (neXqd)

34 Any port in a storm, I suppose.
Posted by: pendejo grande at September 25, 2008 07:50 PM (L47wF)

35 I'm back.
Posted by: Lee at September 25, 2008 07:50 PM (TxTIh)

36 Since she's a butter face, I'm not surprised the boyfriend flipped her over.

What she didn't say is that there was a picture of Charlize Theron taped to the back of her head at the time.

Posted by: mpur at September 25, 2008 07:51 PM (BotaL)

37 Disgusting
Posted by: JimD at September 25, 2008 07:51 PM (j/wD+)

38 I think Anne's ass is available. Her boyfriend got indicted for fraud or something.
Posted by: Booben at September 25, 2008 07:51 PM (4SGur)

39 Where's the flaming skull ?
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at September 25, 2008 07:51 PM (iq+6L)

40 Her boyfriend must be hung like a hamster.

Posted by: 4thGenerationBuck at September 25, 2008 07:55 PM (AtjNL)

41 "I wonder why we're not hearing from any of the girls who post here. Rightwingsparkle? Alexthechick? Pajamma mamma? Your views, please."

alexthechick just commented on another post. Maybe she will grace us with her wisdom here?

Posted by: Christoph at September 25, 2008 07:56 PM (hawOV)

42 Is this former boyfriend Romeo Folinari?

He's supposed to be repping Rome and the Pope and he's reading from the apocryphal books to women?

Posted by: Gabriel Sutherland at September 25, 2008 07:57 PM (AHrTm)

43 Not remembering who she was, I google imaged her, and got a nsfw picture at #1. Maybe that's telling me to be a bit more careful reading AoSHQ in public...

Posted by: Greg s at September 25, 2008 07:57 PM (x47Ed)

44 I don't understand why dudes want to have heiney hole sex with a girl. There is a much better hole down there to have sex with.

Posted by: Stankleberry at September 25, 2008 07:57 PM (5x5Ao)

45 Very interesting. Yeah, I'm a girl, and that's an experience I could pretty much have lived without.

Also, the only girl I've ever known who was really into anal was pretty slutty and had, you know, issues. So take that for whatever it's worth.

Posted by: ehw at September 25, 2008 08:00 PM (xpaNr)

46 There is a much better hole down there to have sex with.

Really? What's it like?

Posted by: Wink Wink, Nudge Nudge Guy at September 25, 2008 08:00 PM (MMC8r)

47 So, she's a Jenna Haze you could introduce to your mother, basically.

Posted by: Stinky Esposito at September 25, 2008 08:02 PM (MMC8r)

48 anal penetration makes her feel feminine in a very special way.

Oh, don't I know it!

Posted by: Clay Aiken at September 25, 2008 08:03 PM (OIpxD)

49 I find her views intriguing and I would like to subscribe to her newsletter.

Posted by: Johnny Stinkmember at September 25, 2008 08:03 PM (1WR4H)

50 I'm sure Michelle's children are very proud....

Posted by: RWB at September 25, 2008 08:03 PM (MKxON)

51 Dude, I'd hit it, Household Six says she'd hit it, still worthless without pics.

Posted by: SGT Dan at September 25, 2008 08:03 PM (604CD)

52 Odd. If someone asked me what made me feel "feminine in a very special way" I'd have answered, ohh, I dunno... nursing my newborn baby.

Taking it in the ass ... uh, OK, if you like it, fine. Makes you feel "feminine" because you're getting reamed in a hole that every single human has? Ehh, not so much. But, hey, good for her.. I suppose...

Maybe she and Megan Fox can attempt to out-slut each other.
Posted by: AngelEm at September 25, 2008 08:04 PM (EyKhI)

53 Now if only I can convince my girlfriend...

Posted by: Ack at September 25, 2008 08:05 PM (qhAlm)

54 I wonder if her boyfriend was a dem politician? They all seem to do that to me.

Posted by: mrcaniac at September 25, 2008 08:05 PM (Rbulg)

55 Golly.

As a concerned Christian conservative commentor, I'm shocked, shocked I say. Plus, I forgot what I was going to say about the bailout.

But who cares about bailouts, when there's this news.

Posted by: R. Sherman at September 25, 2008 08:06 PM (6qfvS)

56
Would you want the mother of your children talking like this in public?

She's now in the same sphere as Monica Lewinsky--a Hathaway? A Lewinsky?

This is not the woman you want to bring home to meet your mother.

Never tell. Never, never tell.

Now, go to your bunk.

Posted by: texette at September 25, 2008 08:06 PM (IKwMJ)

57 what what in the cloaca
Posted by: spurwing plover at September 25, 2008 08:07 PM (7DS5N)

58 Pic - NSFW

She has that stupid and gullible look to her. I predict she'll be the next Daryl Hannah -- a few stints in rehab, maybe climb a tree in protest, dead career in 10 years.

Posted by: Bart at September 25, 2008 08:07 PM (jBB4+)

59 Uhh...gotta go to the bathroom for a few minutes...

Posted by: packsoldier at September 25, 2008 08:08 PM (zMmIr)

60 Also, the only girl I've ever known who was really into anal was pretty slutty and had, you know, issues. - ehw

You got her number?

Hmm. A chick with issues. That's different.

Posted by: wiserbud at September 25, 2008 08:08 PM (OIpxD)

61 Good Lord, that's way too much information. Why the hell would she feel the need to tell anyone that?

Posted by: changer1701 at September 25, 2008 08:09 PM (OtCA9)

62
Anal. Anne votes "aye."

I vote "present."

Posted by: kevlarchick at September 25, 2008 08:10 PM (PZ+g1)

63 I vote "present."

Sometimes that's enough, KC.

Posted by: wiserbud at September 25, 2008 08:11 PM (OIpxD)

64 For some reason I thought this woman was one of the more chaste type than you usually find in Hollywood.

Which goes to show why I'm still single.

Posted by: Lincoln Adams at September 25, 2008 08:12 PM (gLNLT)

65 Anal's okay, especially if she's had too much to drink and starts puking with your johnson in her squeakhole. Talk about sensual contractions and milky loads.

But when she really wants to feel feminine I like to fuck her neck waddle.

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at September 25, 2008 08:13 PM (4ZOxD)

66 So what exactly is nice about buttsex?

I don't understand why dudes want to have heiney hole sex with a girl. There is a much better hole down there to have sex with.

I'm a chick, and IAWTC. Taking it in the pooper would make the Beaver very, VERY angry.

Overshare, srsly. I'm not sure why she needed to tell the world this. She must be feeling the fact that she's definitely B-list.

Posted by: Angry Beaver at September 25, 2008 08:13 PM (7sVL1)

67 She also speaks about significance of the first time and the trustworthy partner and how the anal penetration makes her feel feminine in a very special way

rriiggghhhtt. Last girl that said that, I took the handcuffs off, and she's talking a totally different tune. Let me tell you

Posted by: Frank G at September 25, 2008 08:13 PM (P0rQD)

68 Liking anal sex doesn't make a woman slutty.

Posted by: Christoph at September 25, 2008 08:13 PM (hawOV)

69
In regard to personal strife and subsequent media attention, Hathaway's self-subscribed mantra is a quote by Oscar Wilde: "The less said about life's sores the better." Hathaway has stated that not much is stated about her personal life because she has problems being open in interviews, but is "learning.

http://tinyurl.com/52qeyp

She's sort of a bimbo -- or at least that is going to be her defense in court. Her bf set up a phony charity and she was on its board.

Posted by: Booben at September 25, 2008 08:15 PM (4SGur)

70 http://tinyurl.com/52qeyp
Posted by: Booben at September 25, 2008 08:15 PM (4SGur)

71 And was this on ecstasy? Makes a difference.

Posted by: Beto Ochoa at September 25, 2008 08:15 PM (F1b/5)

72 Liking it? No. Talking about it public? Why was that really necessary?
Posted by: AngelEm at September 25, 2008 08:16 PM (EyKhI)

73 S L U T, she may be a slut but she looks good to me.

Posted by: the other todd rundgren at September 25, 2008 08:16 PM (JWAjn)

74 @57: HAHAHA!

@Anne: I will quote myself at the tender age of 8 or so, after my parents explained to me what Norm MacDonald's constant prison jokes meant: "Ewwww! Why would you put anything up the poop chute?!?"

And I still feel the same way.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at September 25, 2008 08:16 PM (CNi9Y)

75 There are poops up in the heiney hole. Putting anything in there is gross.

Posted by: Stankleberry at September 25, 2008 08:17 PM (5x5Ao)

76 She wanted to. It has nothing to do with being necessary. Why shouldn't she talk about it if she wants to?

It's a private matter in the sense that it's no one else's business, but if she chooses to share, so be it. She's a free person. And talking about what she enjoys in sex doesn't make her a bad one.

Posted by: Christoph at September 25, 2008 08:17 PM (hawOV)

77 I think Anal Anne has "issues", too.
Posted by: Booben at September 25, 2008 08:17 PM (4SGur)

78 "Wonkette was unavailable for comment due to a prior engagement."
Posted by: Timothy Watson at September 25, 2008 08:19 PM (RzN81)

79
Anne Hathaway joins Heather Graham in the naughty girl corner.

rrraaawwwarrr!

Posted by: pc at September 25, 2008 08:20 PM (S7zPk)

80 It proves that she's unbalanced.

Seek professional help and/or meds, Anne.

Posted by: Bart at September 25, 2008 08:20 PM (jBB4+)

81 Q: How do make a woman scream twice?

A: First you bone her up the squeakhole.
Then you wipe your dick on the drapes.
Posted by: harrison at September 25, 2008 08:21 PM (Gv4O0)

82
What bailout?

Posted by: Ronsonic at September 25, 2008 08:22 PM (ywSvi)

83
Turned to the dark side, Ann did...

Posted by: meleager at September 25, 2008 08:22 PM (WMI+4)

**adymond** · September 26th, 2008, 01:01 PM

I think I love her now.

**5711-Marine** · October 1st, 2008, 03:27 PM

**billamj** · October 1st, 2008, 03:34 PM

I could be wrong, but I'd wager that most of the guys here aren't metro-sexual enough for her. For some reason she just comes off as the type that would put that look on her face when she finds out that you own, much less carry, a firearm. Having said that though...I'd hit it...

**RandomTask** · October 1st, 2008, 04:09 PM

Cute & kinky girl next door maybe, but Hottest Woman in the World she is certainly not.

**Pector55** · October 1st, 2008, 04:32 PM

Originally Posted by billamj

I could be wrong, but I'd wager that most of the guys here aren't metro-sexual enough for her. For some reason she just comes off as the type that would put that look on her face when she finds out that you own, much less carry, a firearm. Having said that though...I'd hit it...

I think that would be fun then. Consider breaking the news that you are into guns while you are deeply penetrating the cinnamon ring (since she likes that now.) In fact, pull out a 1911, fire a few shots into the air and hold on for dear life. I'll bet it would be quite the ride.