You're in Yugoslavia, it's 1943, choose a side...

[Eugene V. Debs]

Nazis have invaded. You're an American in Yugoslavia, choose a side...

[mpi]

chetniks !

[Eugene V. Debs]

chetniks !

Okay, why?

[pirateron]

If I knew who the hell those people were, I might be able to make an educated decision. As it is, I have no idea. Why am I in Yugoslavia in 1943? Do I have the money to buy my way out? How far away are friendlies? If I get on a motorcycle, can I run to the border? How much does the German army pay?

Gene, you might have too much time on your hands, bro.

[mpi]

because I'm not a communist sympathizer!

[Eugene V. Debs]

If I knew who the hell those people were, I might be able to make an educated decision. As it is, I have no idea.

Study up on it and get back to me.

Why am I in Yugoslavia in 1943?

I dunno some "Bill and Ted's" shit or somethin.

Do I have the money to buy my way out?

Yes, or at least assume so-- that option is accounted for in "do whatever I have to to get out"

How far away are friendlies?

That depends on who you consider "friendlies"

If I get on a motorcycle, can I run to the border?

Sure, where ya goin?

How much does the German army pay?

Dunno.

Gene, you might have too much time on your hands, bro.

Tonight, obviously true.

Gotta work tomorrow, so get back to me soon, though.

[Eugene V. Debs]

because I'm not a communist sympathizer!

The Chetniks collaborated with the Nazis and Fascists-- you a Nazi or Fascist sympathizer? So did the Ustase, and obviously the Wehrmacht-- neither of those either being "Communist sympathizers"-- and considering the fact I did offer "do whatever I can to get the fuck out" as an option, I'm afraid that's not a very good explanation for why you chose "Chetniks" over all other options. So again, why Chetniks?

[MTechnik]

F) I get a job in an arms factory and put together mausers for the germans with the front sights badly canted.

[Eugene V. Debs]

F) I get a job in an arms factory and put together mausers for the germans with the front sights badly canted.

Ah...good one!

But, unfortunately, not an option in the poll. Please pick from one of the above.

[MTechnik]

Ah...good one!

But, unfortunately, not an option in the poll. Please pick from one of the above.

I wish I knew enough to pick from them. Any good sites with good info to read up?