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September 26th, 2008, 11:47 AM #1Banned
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OUCHY OUCHY OUCHY - You cut off WHAT?
Man goes into hospital for circumcision and they amputate his penis!
Damn talk about a medical oops!
http://www.wlky.com/health/17550187/detail.html
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September 26th, 2008, 11:53 AM #2
Re: OUCHY OUCHY OUCHY - You cut off WHAT?
ooooooooooh you SED SERCUMSIZION! damn west verginea hospitalls! :-) or, as the doctor comes walking out of that procedure, "OK! Where's the guy for the circumcision?"
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September 26th, 2008, 11:56 AM #3
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wow. that's horrible! I hope he gets a ton of money.
I think I'd rather keep it and die from the cancer than live without it.
wow....
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September 26th, 2008, 11:57 AM #4
Re: OUCHY OUCHY OUCHY - You cut off WHAT?
amputated the organ after finding cancer
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September 26th, 2008, 12:01 PM #5
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At a minimum, the guy should get to line up and amputate every weiner of every doctor involved in the screw up with a rusty butter knife. No anesthesia.
You just don't go chopping off firemans.
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September 26th, 2008, 12:02 PM #6
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OMG! Did the article say he had cancer though and that was why they amputated?
What would you do if the doctor said you have two choices?
1. We do not amputate and you die. 100% chance of death from doing nothing.
2. We amputate and are certain the cancer is gone.
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September 26th, 2008, 12:03 PM #7
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September 26th, 2008, 12:06 PM #8
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September 26th, 2008, 12:14 PM #9Senior Member
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Re: OUCHY OUCHY OUCHY - You cut off WHAT?
aaarrrrgh! no!
Dr: I have good news and bad news,which do you want first?
Patient: I guess the good news.
Dr: Your penis is going to grow 2" longer and 1" larger diameter.
Patient: That's good, what's the bad news?
Dr: It's malignant.
(boo! Hiss!)
Seriously, to amputate, for ANY reason without doing a biopsy at least, and without consulting either the patient or family is seriously negligent.
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September 26th, 2008, 12:32 PM #10
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