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  1. August 25th, 2009, 04:51 PM #1
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    Default ARE YOU CONSTIPATED?

    If you are bothered by occasional or frequent constipation, look in the mirror and repeat the following phrase three times in succession when symptoms occur:

    My present and future financial and personal well being are totally in the hands of…
    Barack Obama

    Joe Biden

    Harry Reid

    Nancy Pelosi

    Tim Geithner

    Rahm Emmanuel

    Chris Dodd

    and Barney Frank!

    If that doesn't scare the shit out of you, then you are probably destined to be backed up for the rest of your life.

    There is no need to thank me for this advice; I'm just doing it as a public service.
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  2. August 25th, 2009, 08:10 PM #2
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    You owe me a new pair of jeans and a computer chair...

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  3. August 25th, 2009, 09:54 PM #3
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    Default Re: ARE YOU CONSTIPATED?

    All I can say is that I'm glad that I'm out of, uh, "ammo" presently and still reloading.
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  4. August 25th, 2009, 10:20 PM #4
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    No, I'm not. I actually had a very satisfying dump this morning. Thanks for asking.
    "When law becomes despotic, morals are relaxed, and vice versa."-- Honore de Balzac, The Wild Ass's Skin...huh, huh..Balzac...Wild Ass...huh, huh
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  5. August 25th, 2009, 10:25 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eugene V. Debs View Post
    No, I'm not. I actually had a very satisfying dump this morning. Thanks for asking.
    No, no, Thanks for telling!
    Power always thinks...that it is doing God's service when it is violating all his laws.
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  6. August 25th, 2009, 10:30 PM #6
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    Wow! That really works. Thanks!
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  7. August 25th, 2009, 10:53 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eugene V. Debs View Post
    No, I'm not. I actually had a very satisfying dump this morning. Thanks for asking.
    New nickname for you ...

    "Morning glory"
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  8. August 26th, 2009, 12:22 AM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by King 5.45 View Post
    New nickname for you ...

    "Morning glory"
    King , thanks for the laugh you guys crack me up.
    “They that plow iniquity and sow wickedness shall reap the same.” Job 4:8 ... III% OK
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  9. August 26th, 2009, 09:55 AM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eugene V. Debs View Post
    No, I'm not. I actually had a very satisfying dump this morning. Thanks for asking.
    Pictures, or it never happened!
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  10. August 26th, 2009, 10:00 AM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eugene V. Debs View Post
    No, I'm not. I actually had a very satisfying dump this morning. Thanks for asking.
    Quote Originally Posted by HyDef View Post
    Pictures, or it never happened!
    Eugene so needs a new avatar, doesn't he?




















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