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Thread: Lie Clock
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August 19th, 2009, 04:39 PM #1
Lie Clock
A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him..
He asked, 'What are all those clocks?'
St. Peter answered, 'Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move.'
'Oh,' said the man, 'whose clock is that?'
'That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie.'
'Incredible,' said the man. 'And whose clock is that one?'
St.. Peter responded, 'That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life.'
'Where's President OBama's clock?' asked the man.
St. Peter said, 'OBama's clock is in Jesus' office.
He's using it for a ceiling fan.'
_________________If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.
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August 19th, 2009, 04:53 PM #2
Re: Lie Clock
What bothers me is that Jesus uses a desk fan. Why wouldn't He have central air?
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August 19th, 2009, 05:06 PM #3
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August 19th, 2009, 05:42 PM #4
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August 19th, 2009, 07:30 PM #5
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