THE CLINTONS

[bogey1]

The Clinton's
Remember this as Hillary runs for President

Worse than you thought & worth remembering and this came from a Democrat. (not me)

Dear Mr. Ex President Clinton,
I recently saw a bumper sticker that said, "Thank
me, I voted for Clinton-Gore." So, I sat down and
reflected on that, and I am sending my "Thank you"
for what you have done, specifically:

1. Thank you for introducing us to Gennifer
Flowers, Paula Jones, Monica Lewinsky, Dolly Kyle
Browning, Kathleen Willey, and Ju anita Broderick.
Did I leave anyone out?

2. Thank you for teaching my 8 year old about oral
sex. I had really planned to wait until he was a
little older to discuss it with him, but now he
knows more about it than I did as a senior in college.

3. Thank you for showing us that sexual harassment
in the work place (especially the White House) and
on the job is OK, and all you have to know is what
the meaning of "it" is. It really is great to know
that certain sexual acts are not sex, and one person
may have sex while the other one does NOT have sex.

4. Thank you for reintroducing the concept of
impeachment to a new generation and demonst rating
that the ridiculous plot of the movie "Wag the Dog"
could be plausible after all.

5. Thanks for making Jimmy Carter look competent,
Gerald Ford look graceful, Richard Nixon look
honest, Lyndon Johnson look truthful, and John
Kennedy look moral.

6. Thank you for the 73 House and Senate witnesses
who have pled the 5th Amendment and 17 witnesses who
have fled the country to avoid testifying about
Democratic campaign fund raising.

7. Thank you, for the 19 charges, 8 convictions,
and 4 imprisonment's from the Whitewater "mess" and
the 55 criminal charges and 32 criminal convictions
(so far) in the other "Clinton" scandals.

8. Thanks also for reducing our military by half "gutting" much of our foreign policy, and flying all
over the world on "vacations" carefully disguised as necessary trips.

9 Thank you, also, for "finding" millions of
dollars (I really didn't need it in the first place,
and I can't think of a more deserving group of
recipients for my hard-earned tax dollars)
for all of your globe-trotting. I understand you,
the family and your cronies have logged in more time
aboard Air Force One than any other administration.

10. Now that you've left the White House, thanks
for the 140 pardons of convicted felons and indicted
felons-in-exile. We will love to have them rejoin
society.

(Not to mention the scores you pardoned while Governor of Arkansas)

11. Thanks also for removing the White House
silverware. I'm sure that Laura Bush didn't like the
pattern anyway. Also, enjoy the housewarming g ifts
you've received from your "friends."

12. Thanks to you and your staff in the West Wing
of the White House for vandalizing and destroying
government property on the way out. I also
appreciate removing all o f that excess weight
(China, silverware, linen, towels, ash trays, soap,
pens, magnetic compass, flight manuals, etc.) out of Air Force 1.

The weight savings means burning less
fuel, thus less tax dollars spent on jet fuel.

Thank you!

13. Please ensure that Hillary enjoys
the $8 million dollar advance for her "tell-all"
book and you, Bill, the $10 million advance for your
memoirs. Who says crime doesn't pay!

14. The last and most important point - thank you
for forcing Israel to let Mohammed Atta go free.
Terrorist pilot Mohammed Atta blew up a bus in
Israel in 1986. The Israelis captured, tried and
imprisoned him. As part of the Oslo agreement with
the Palestinians in 1993, Israel had to agree to
release so-called "political prisoners". However,
the Israelis would not release any with blood on
their hands.. The American President at the time,
Bill Clinton, and his Secretary of State, Warren
Christopher, "insisted" that all prisoners be
released. Thus Mohammed Atta was freed and
eventually thanked the US by flying an airplane into
Tower One of the World Trade Center. This was
reported by many of the American TV networks at the
time that the terrorists were first identified. It
was censored in the US< /st1:country-region> from all later reports. Why
shouldn't Americans know the real truth?

What a guy!!

PS. Please pass along a special thank you to Al Gore
for "inventing" the Internet, without which I would
not be able to send this wonderful, factual e-mail.

AND THE REST OF THE STORY Hillary Rodham Clinton,
as a New York State Senator, now comes under the
"Congressional Retirement and Staffing Plan," which
means that even if she never gets reelected, she
STILL receives her Congressional salary until she
dies. (Would it not be nice if all Americans were
pension eligible after only 4 years?)

If Bill outlives her, he then inherits HER salary
until HE dies. He is already getting his
Presidential salary until he dies. If Hillary
outlives Bill, she also gets HIS salary until she
dies. Guess who pays for that?
WE DO!

It's common knowledge that in order for her to
establish NY residency, they purchased a million
dollar-plus house in upscale Chappaqua, New York.
Makes sense. They are entitled to Secret S ervice
protection for life. Still makes sense.

Here is where it becomes interesting. Their
mortgage payments hover at around $10,000 per month.
BUT, an extra residence HAD to be built within the
acreage to house the Secret Service agents.

The Clintons charge the Federal government $10,000
monthly rent for the use of that extra residence,
which is just about equal to their mortgage payment.
This means that we, the taxpayers, are paying the
Clinton's salary, mortgage, transportation, safety
and security, as well as the salaries for their 12
man staff -- and, this is all perfectly legal!





i guess everybody needs some toilet humor...

[dnar]

[D-FENS]

he knows more about it than I did as a senior in college.

Dude, you're doing it wrong.

[KeithPA]

I really don't like that title "rambabe" , just sounds sickening

[thirtyonebravo]

I really don't like that title "rambabe" , just sounds sickening

I knew I wasn't the only one thinking that

[bogey1]

I knew I wasn't the only one thinking that

speaking of rambabe, that anti 2nd amendment actor stallone has another rambo movie coming out soon. gee i cant wait not to watch it..

[dnar]

I really don't like that title "rambabe" , just sounds sickening

Lol, I agree! I think the guy who created that depiction of her was just being facetious. In my book, she is no babe.

rand

[Ten*K]

excuse me, but I must interject here, and let me state firstly that I had the pleasure of providing security to President Clinton for 2 years while in the Marines.

Let me state secondly, that I am not a democrat, nor am I republican.

Bill Clinton talked to us (Marines) directly on several occasions, and talked to me personally on at least 5 (one of them over several glasses of scotch at Camp David).

He was always genuinely appreciative of the military, and thanked us for our service continually. He stated he believed that we would always need troops on the ground, but that they should be supported by a less bloated, far more powerful military. and he was right, imo. there was so much surplus and a genuine lack of advancement that the military was becoming a place to just "hang out". sure he cut some fat, but it forced the DoD to become more efficient... and that means more training, better weapons, and less dead American servicemen.

He was also truly intelligent. He watched Jeopardy with us several times, and smoked us all.

speaking of "smoking", of course he would have wanted to appear to smoke pot, especially considering the times of his college years. I did the same thing when I was a teenager... I wanted to appear cool to some "friends", but I didn't want anything to prevent me from becoming a Marine. And even if he did, SO WHAT?

Getting a hummer from an intern? Who cares? Anyone who blames him for that has obviously not actually LOOKED at Hillary. Up close, she reminds me of Emperor Palpatine. The air chills around her, and you can smell brimstone. At least Bill could get Hummers for the troops... unlike another President. And people LOVE Kennedy... and that guy was banging everything that moved DESPITE having a hot wife.

"Wag the Dog" Yes, Bill Clinton fired cruise missiles into Afghanistan as a response to the US Embassy bombings in west Africa by a little group called "Al Qaeda". You may have heard of them. He also stated the "Osama Bin Laden represents the biggest threat to American interests both abroad, and to our own soil". He did leave a detailed warning for Bush, and Bush chose to ignore it to go belittle homosexuals and stem cells.

Clinton has also stated that there is a TRILLION dollar untapped alternative energy market, and that the US needs to be the leader in this market or we will be left behind again. Our current President caused a war that just sent oil prices over $100 a barrel, with his family being oilmen with long and close ties to the Saudis. Bush's favorite oil company is Chevron Texaco... which has been awarded numerous exclusive contracts while AT THE SAME TIME buying up any and all alternative energy patents and sequestering them from the public.

you complain about a real estate deal, maybe smoking weed, and getting a blow job...

How does that compare to:
Exposing CIA operatives whose husbands dont tow the Party line
BS'ing us into a war on two fronts
DUI Convictions
Pulling strings to get into the National Guard, and then just walking away from it
Giving state tax money to business partners
Using cocaine, abusing alcohol, and then just "finding God" to make it all better
Lying about arrests (for alcohol and cocaine)
Insider oil trading
??????????????????????????????

Hillary, I can't defend. Having met her (she acted like we were servants), I can honestly say she's a cvnt.

But please, stop making Bill Clinton look like the worst thing to occupy the Oval Office in the history of our Nation.

[bogey1]

as for firearms, hes a dick.......and his husband is a bigger dick.........as for the economy? he did alright..unlike shit head B

[wboggs]

as for the economy? he did alright..unlike shit head B

Bush was handed an economy/stock market that all but collapsed; Clinton rode the wave of the technology bubble that was destined to burst (with PE rations of 350); and Clinton wasn't too proud to take credit for it, and why not, he didn't do crap for the economy; he had to take credit for something. In fact if you remember when he was in office for only 10 days some results of Old Man Bush started paying off in the economy and Clinton has the balls to take credit for it in a speech claiming he has already started turning things around. He was just in the right place at the right time. Clinton is the lyingest piece of crap on earth and his wife is worse.

Bush on the other hand brought the market back to better than Clinton left it in only 8 months after the collapse of 9/11 which was another gift Clinton left for Bush. Bush brought unemployment to a 30 year low, Bush caused more home ownership than in the History of America. Some of you guys watch way too much 6:00 News and believe it; you do realize the Media is an extension of the Communist Democratic Party dont you?

Clinton was the biggest embarrassment in the History of our Presidents in America; he belongs in jail for the things he did in office and the people he had killed to protect his butt but that will never happen. Too many people are lulled by his evil charm.