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August 18th, 2008, 06:16 PM #1Junior Member
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How to lose weight...
Yesterday I was buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for my dog at Wal-Mart and was about to check out.
A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her
no, I didn't have a dog, and that I was starting the Purina Diet
again. Although I probably shouldn't, because I'd ended up in the
hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in
an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way
that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and
simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is
nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. (I have to
mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now
enthralled with my story.)
Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog
food poisoned me. I told her no; I stepped off a curb to sniff an
Irish Setter's ass and a car hit us both.
I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack, he was
laughing so hard!
WAL-MART WON'T let me shop there anymore!!This space open for sponsorship
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August 18th, 2008, 06:30 PM #2
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There's your sign.........Bill Engvall
You are a straight white man. You don't get to be the victim, sweetie.
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August 18th, 2008, 06:39 PM #3Junior Member
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Wal-Mart does not have a sense of humor.
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August 18th, 2008, 07:23 PM #4
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That's great!
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August 18th, 2008, 07:49 PM #5Banned
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Oh that's just hysterical!
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August 19th, 2008, 06:31 AM #6
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That happened to me when I tried the Purina Diet...except that I ended up in the hospital because a Pit Bull smelled the nuggets in my pocket and attacked me in order to get them! Oh the memories...
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August 19th, 2008, 08:18 AM #7
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Reminds me of my younger days when I worked at a kennel. My buddies that worked there and I basically dared each other to eat dog food.
I must say, dry dog food taste like cardboard, but the wet food is surprisingly not that bad.
Good times.
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August 19th, 2008, 05:32 PM #8Junior Member
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Re: How to lose weight...
This space open for sponsorship
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August 19th, 2008, 11:00 PM #9
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btw, if ya put the IMG tags on your signature file, it will display it, not the link.
hit the "quote" button to cut and paste IMG tag code with URL right in to your signature.Last edited by JayBell; August 19th, 2008 at 11:04 PM.
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