how to make 156 million happy

[lethal93ta]

Are YOU One of 156 Million?

Presidential candidates, Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama, and John Edwards were flying to a convention.

Barack looked at Hillary, chuckled and said, 'You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy.'

Hillary shrugged her shoulders and replied, I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy.'

John added, 'That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy.'

Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his co-pilot, 'Such big-shots back there'. I could throw all of them out of the window and make 156 million people very happy.'

[pex]

Hearing their exchange, the government rolled its eyes and said to the world, 'Such big-shots back there'. I could throw the Constitution, officially and once-and-for-all, out of the window and make between 250 million and 3 billion people very happy.'

[ca2pa]

LOL i wish those pilots would have thrown the current pres. out the damn window a long time ago....