At the bar

[Johncj5]

So I was at the local bar (2 blocks from home), after going to the bathroom, the bartmaid asks me, "Is your shirt riding up a little?"
Apparently I scared someone right out of the bar, the barmaid offered to shoot me of I pulled my pistol for no apparent reason, but that wasn't good enough for the offended customer... so he left. A good time was had by the remaining patrons with no random shootings of any remaining customers.

[Steve in PA]

LOL.....with all the gunfire in WB.....I'm amazed the boys in blue weren't called!

[Wiley-X]

So I was at the local bar (2 blocks from home), after going to the bathroom, the bartmaid asks me, . . .

Bartman's sidekick?

[Johncj5]

Bartman's sidekick?

Fatfingered the keyboard, why'd they put these damn buttons so close together?

[acosenza2]

the bartmaid asks me, "Is your shirt riding up a little?"

I was expecting "or are you just happy to see me?" to come after that lol

[CHEMICAL]

So I was at the local bar (2 blocks from home), after going to the bathroom, the bartmaid asks me, "Is your shirt riding up a little?"
Apparently I scared someone right out of the bar, the barmaid offered to shoot me of I pulled my pistol for no apparent reason, but that wasn't good enough for the offended customer... so he left. A good time was had by the remaining patrons with no random shootings of any remaining customers.

Glad he left and didn't start any trouble the way most easily offended people do.

[ungawa]

Glad he left and didn't start any trouble the way most easily offended people do.

Yeah, sounds like everybody was better off without him.

[MischaBurns]

you should get her number

[Johncj5]

you should get her number

I've had that for over 20 years, her damn husband keeps answering the phone!

[acosenza2]

I've had that for over 20 years, her damn husband keeps answering the phone!

Careful. You know how the saying goes; Guns don't kill people, husbands that come early kill people.