Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America

[larrymeyer]

Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America ,


Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as'HILLBILLIES.'


You must now refer to them as


APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS .

And furthermore


HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:


1. She is not a 'BABE' or a 'CHICK' - She is a
' BREASTED AMERICAN.'


2. She is not ' EASY ' - She is


'HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.'


3. She is not a 'DUMB BLONDE' - She is a


'LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.'


4. She has not 'BEEN AROUND' - She is a


'PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION.'


5. She does not 'NAG' you - She becomes


' VERBALLY REPETITIVE.'


6. She is not a 'TWO- BIT HOOKER' - She is a


' LOW COST PROVIDER.'


HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:




1. He does not have a ' BEER GUT' - He has developed a

'LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.'




2. He is not a 'BAD DANCER' - He is


' OVERLY CAUCASIAN.'




3. He does not ' GET LOST ALL THE TIME' - He

' INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.'




4. He is not 'BALDING' - He is in

'FOLLICLE REGRESSION.'




5. He does not act like a 'TOTAL ASS' - He develops a case of

RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.'

(Loved this one!)




6. It's not his 'CRACK' you see hanging out of his pants - It's

'REAR CLEAVAGE.'

[Neo31rex31]

Brought a smile to this depressing day

[Eugene V. Debs]

I think I've seen this before but it's still funny as hell

[ccphilly1984]

you know you would make george carlin proud.

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can't figure out what to paste into the youtube brackets to make ity a direct thing, but here ya go.

remeber, "africian americian" is the new "negro" ... you use it, you might be a closet racist. you see, me, i only describe skin tone for identifying hot babes at the bar to my buddies.