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Thread: Men strike back!
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October 29th, 2009, 07:09 PM #1
Men strike back!
Men strike back!
How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it.
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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
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Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those 'evolutionary things' that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with 'A man once told me....'
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How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%.
It's called a Wedding Cake.
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Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
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Women will never be equal to men
Until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
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October 29th, 2009, 07:29 PM #2
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October 29th, 2009, 08:39 PM #3
Re: Men strike back!
Why do brides where white wedding dresses?
- All appliances come in white
Why is a watch a horrible present for a woman?
- There is a clock on the stoveThe first vehicles normally on the scene of a crime are ambulances and police cruisers. If you are armed you have a chance to decide who gets transported in which vehicle, if you are not armed then that decision is made for you.
Be prepared, because someone else already is and no one knows their intent except them.
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October 29th, 2009, 08:58 PM #4
Re: Men strike back!
Q: Why do women have 2 sets of lips?
A: So they can piss and moan at the same time.Owner Trigger Time LLc 01 FFL/NFA Saylorsburg, PA. Sales/Service/Transfers/Training
NRA CRSO/Pistol/Rifle/Shotgun inst. BSA Rifle/Shotgun Merit badge counselor. US Navy Marksmanship Team Staff
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October 30th, 2009, 08:04 AM #5
Re: Men strike back!
Q: Why did the woman cross the road?
A: Who cares!?! What was she doing outside of the kitchen?
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Q: What is the only known substance on earth that can turn a fox into a hippo?
A: Wedding cake
Running, ducking, and hiding now...And don't think you're off the hook, voters, you're the ones who made this bed. Now you're the ones who are going to have to move over so a gay couple can sleep in it. Tomorrow you're all going to wake up in a brave new world, a world where the Constitution gets trampled by an army of terrorist clones, created in a stem-cell research lab run by homosexual doctors who sterilize their instruments over burning American flags. -- Stephen Colbert
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October 30th, 2009, 07:05 PM #6
Re: Men strike back!
Owner Trigger Time LLc 01 FFL/NFA Saylorsburg, PA. Sales/Service/Transfers/Training
NRA CRSO/Pistol/Rifle/Shotgun inst. BSA Rifle/Shotgun Merit badge counselor. US Navy Marksmanship Team Staff
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October 30th, 2009, 08:30 PM #7
Re: Men strike back!
While many claim to support the right, precious few support the practice.
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October 31st, 2009, 01:10 AM #8
Re: Men strike back!
Not my philosophy but someone here should get a chuckle out of it lol
Why is divorce so expensive? Because it's worth it.
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October 31st, 2009, 01:28 AM #9
Re: Men strike back!
What do you say to a bitch with two black eyes?
Nothing, you already told her twice!
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October 31st, 2009, 10:18 AM #10
Re: Men strike back!
so bad but so funny...
why hasn't a woman landed on the moon?
-it doesn't need cleaning yet
why did God create shopping carts?
-to teach women how to walk on the hind legs
sigh*....now i feel bad (and my abs hurt )
EDIT: my wife just found out that I wrote these, and now she's going to act like she just had some wedding cake....(reference to OP)Last edited by SierraPapa; October 31st, 2009 at 01:40 PM.
The only maxim of a free government ought to be to trust no man living
with power to endanger the public liberty. -John Adams
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