Warning labels

[nlcrsn]

Blockbuster Rental DVD Be kind - rewind.
Various Personal Computers On startup: No keyboard detected.
Press any key to continue
Air Conditioner Caution: Avoid dropping air conditioners out of windows.
Unknown Blow Dryer
Warning: Do not use while sleeping.
Keep away from water
Rowenta Iron
Warning: Never iron clothes on the body.
Unknown Vacuum Cleaner
1. Do not use to pick up gasoline or flammable liquids 2. Do not use to pick up anything that is currently burning.

[nlcrsn]

Unknown Christmas Lights
Warning: For indoor or outdoor use only.

Bic Lighter
Ignite lighter away from face.

Komatsu Floodlight
This floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark

Fire Extinguisher
Caution: Non-Flamable

Earplugs
These ear plugs are nontoxic, but may interfere with breathing if caught in windpipe

Energizer AAA 4 Pack
If swallowed, promptly see doctor.

Matches
Caution: Contents may catch fire.

[IV_Warrior]

Some GM vehicles:

Warning, do not jack vehicle by oil pan.

Fan/serpentine belts

Warning: Stop engine before replacing belt.

[ScaredOnce]

Some GM vehicles:

Warning, do not jack vehicle by oil pan.

What?! I only jack up my cars by the oil pan or fenders... ha

[P-11 shooter]

[QUOTE=nlcrsn;391244]Blockbuster Rental DVD Be kind - rewind.
Various Personal Computers On startup: No keyboard detected.
Press any key to continue
Air Conditioner Caution: Avoid dropping air conditioners out of windows.
Unknown Blow Dryer
Warning: Do not use while sleeping.
Keep away from water
Rowenta Iron
Warning: Never iron clothes on the body.
Unknown Vacuum Cleaner
1. Do not use to pick up gasoline or flammable liquids 2. Do not use to pick up anything that is currently burning.[/QUOTE]

My mom used to own a video store and we'd put those on the DVD's. They're the anti-theft stickers.

[P-11 shooter]

Smith&Wesson handguns- Warning! Capable of being fired without the magazine.

[nlcrsn]

Smith&Wesson handguns- Warning! Capable of being fired without the magazine.

Not such a dumb warning, because that was very prominent with S&W, if you removed the magazine the weapon was not supposed to be able to fire.
my model 915 - 9mm wont fire when I remove mag.

[Xringshooter]

Unknown brand hair dryer: Do not use while taking a shower

Unknown hair curler: Do not use while bathing

Halon Fire extinguisher system: Do Not Stay In Room If Extinguisher Is Being Discharged

[JCWohlschlag]

I think my favorite one that I’ve seen in the chain emails is:

“Not for external use!” — on a curling iron. What some chicks will do for a hot date. (Woohoo! Even got a bad pun in!)

[xflyboy]

on a jar of dry roasted peanuts

allergen warning:" may contain nuts"





i was going to take the label and scan it to prove it was real but never got around to it