Proposed Car Castration Bill

[MOUNTAINORACLE]

Another great way that your tax $$$$$ are being put to use by one of the "mental gaints" that were elected to represent us.
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http://www.wtkr.com/global/story.asp?s=7625589

Blaine Stewart Reporting
Chesapeake Delegate Sponsors Nutty Bill

Posted: Jan 15, 2008 08:58 AM EST

Today, a Chesapeake lawmaker plans to introduce a bill that will ban "truck nuts" from your truck or SUV.

The nutty idea is the brainchild of Delegate Lionell Spruill. We're talking about the fake testicles people hang on the backs of their vehicles. Spruill's bill would ban anything on a car or truck that looked like human genitalia.

"Yeah, I definitely think those should be outlawed. I don't approve of that," says one local woman we talked to.

But others think its no big deal.

"Nah, that's not vulgar, that's funny," says one man.

Spruill says these types of dangling do-dads are tacky, vulgar, and downright embarassing. It still has a long way to go before it ever becomes law.

"It comes to a point where there are certain things you just can't do. And putting testicles on the back of a truck is just too much. So I am trying to stop it," he tells NewsChannel 3 in an interview.

Spruill says the idea for the bill came to him after the daughter of one of the people in his district saw a pair of the testicles hanging from the back of a truck in traffic. That's when Spruill put the bill in action. Although he says he hasn't found anyone to co-sponsor it with him.
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This is the same mental gaint that proposed this also:

House Bill 1277, offered by Delegate Lionell Spruill (D-77), and would make it illegal for citizens to possess firearms anywhere on Capitol Square
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Darn I glad I don't live in Va.

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[knight0334]

I hope that law doesnt come to PA..

I have a '95 GMC with a 350, it needs all the balls it can get. Damn thing can barely pull itself from a stoplight at times.

[RandomTask]

I just think there should be a law on the proper positioning of these testacles, and the hitch receiver is not it. The rear differential is a truck's groin.

[Atomic Dog]

It takes some balls to try and push that legislation through!






Anyone? Balls?



Nevermind....

[billamj]

It takes some balls to try and push that legislation through!






Anyone? Balls?



Nevermind....

You certainly don't need to worry about that with Mr. Spruill, evidently he lost his a LONG time ago.

[LorDiego01]

Although he says he hasn't found anyone to co-sponsor it with him.

Of course not, because there are more pressing matters to attend to, and you are just an ignorant, idiotic, micro-controlling piece of shite legislator.

I think that once a year, we should grab the top 10 stupidest legislators, and publicly execute them.

Do some real work for once....

[God's Country]

I'm sure they want to ban anything relating to balls.
They'll take your balls if they can, since they had to check theirs at the door before entering into politics. They're tired of being the only eunuchs in town.

[Michele]

Actually, I think they are pretty funny. No issues with me!

What I think they should really ban are the "Vote for Hillary" bumper stickers!
Now, those I found to be incredibly offensive, sickening actually.

[Gary in Pennsylvania]

Hmmmmm......

Yet I can still log into the JC Whitney website and order a 'Bra' for my car!

Hmm. Sounds like GENDER DISCRIMINATION to me!


LAWSUIT!

[NineseveN]

You certainly don't need to worry about that with Mr. Spruill, evidently he lost his a LONG time ago.

Yep, they're on my truck.