TOP TEN INDICATORS THAT YOUR EMPLOYER HAS CHANGED TO OBAMA'S HEALTH CARE PLAN:

[larrymeyer]

TOP TEN INDICATORS THAT YOUR EMPLOYER HAS CHANGED TO OBAMA'S HEALTH CARE PLAN:

(10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.
(9) Directions to your doctor's office include "Take a left when you enter the trailer park."
(8) The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.
(7) The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.
(6) The only item listed under Preventative Care Coverage is "an apple a day."
(5) Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.
(4) "The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges," is not a typographical error.
(3) The only expense covered 100% is.. "Embalming."
(2) Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M's on them.
AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'VE JOINED
OBAMA'S HEALTH CARE PLAN:
(1) You ask for Viagra, and they give you a Popsicle stick and duct tape

[cgbudde]

Thanks for the laugh.

[Farbmeister]

LAME

LAME

LAME

[EWTHeckman]

I like it!

Thanks for the chuckle.

[st.marys]

Love it...the only thing I'm not concerned with in the Obama Socialized Medical program is the viagra part...."not that there is anything wrong with that."

[FormerUser123]

hahaha that was priceless. I wouldn't want to be middleaged or elderly under Obamacare. Hopefully this will get shot down...